Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.
The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.
Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.
or
Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.
In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.
It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.
or
Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.
In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.
It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023
When you are getting burned so bad by your friends, another friend steps in to save your ass because you are not man enough to handle it by yourself.
I was so upset that my crew was making memes about me, that Keith had to make a helper burn meme before I started to cry! I wish I was a real man!
- Anthony Navarro
- Anthony Navarro
by RA_GOD April 23, 2016
by cumguzzler8o August 02, 2014
a phrase from floptok. a girl getting her silk press and her mom puts the hot comb on her head too quickly to which the girl says, “mama dat burn” and her mom replies with, “be still i ain’t even touch your scalp.”
this phrase has turned into an amusing joke that many people quote daily.
this phrase has turned into an amusing joke that many people quote daily.
by ykiker 😎 November 29, 2024
When a fart is violently expelled with such a force that your butthole area experiences a fiery burning sensation from the intensity of the retreating fart. May occur more frequently when coughing or laughing.
"Last week I had bronchitis, but my mom made refried bean wraps for lunch..."
"Oh no, did you get fart burn again?"
"Every time I coughed. My butthole is beyond repair, I can feel the sting in my cheeks."
"Oh no, did you get fart burn again?"
"Every time I coughed. My butthole is beyond repair, I can feel the sting in my cheeks."
by pastacarbonara June 08, 2022
Or "Who let this man burn the kitchen?"
used for when instead of cooking it(derived from "let him cook"), the person fucks up completely.
used for when instead of cooking it(derived from "let him cook"), the person fucks up completely.
by Nianianananan February 25, 2023
A burn caused by building a Flite Test plane and burning your finger as you try to spread hot glue like Josh Bixler
"I got a real bad Bixler burn"
"What's that burn from? Oh, its a Bixler burn"
" Thanks a lot for the Bixler burn, Josh"
"What's that burn from? Oh, its a Bixler burn"
" Thanks a lot for the Bixler burn, Josh"
by FliteTestDefinitions October 31, 2017