T-Bone

An act where someone with a colostomy bag lays down on their back and allows their partner to insert their penis into the colon hole for sexual gratification

Alex decided they wanted to T-Bone with Jay for the first time 8 months after the accident, when they finally felt more comfortable with allowing things into their colon hole.

by Wallop-A-Gallop August 4, 2021

Crop Dust A Dinosaur Bone

To install a cable, especially a low voltage cable. Often done above ceilings or under specialty floors.
See also: Crop Dust a Dinosaur Bone in a Suit of Armor.

There is not enough on the spool to Crop Dust A Dinosaur Bone that far.

by HateStain May 7, 2025

The Bone Zone

"The Bone Zone" is a term used by people with the last name Bone. this phrase is used to declare victory in situations that are contradicting to an actual victory.

example.. fist-name Bone: "LETS GOOOO!! MY TRUCK CAME BACK TODAY!! WELCOME TO THE BONE ZONEEE!!" functioning human: yo... that's not a bone zone moment. your truck came back broken..

by zeeimu August 24, 2022

Bone sniffer

A women who smells her significant others genatalia upon his returning home in an effort to check for signs of disloyalty.

Sucks for him shes a bone sniffer. He Carry's wet wipes because his girls a bone sniffer. He shouldn't have married a bone sniffer knowing he pokes anything that moves if he didn't want it to end in divorce.

by Fuzzy nuggets October 5, 2019

bone appetit

What you say to Rover when tossing him a meaty femur-fragment.

Eating a healthy diet makes your love-juice taste better, and so you will be able to more-truthfully tell a man-milk-thirsty gal, "bone appetit" when she wraps her lips around your "skeleton-stiff" appendage.

by QuacksO March 28, 2020

Ham boning

The act of ejaculating into a ham

I had an interesting conversation with my uncle about ham boning

by Senpai-onichan January 31, 2023

breaded chicken bone

Has to be done on the beach with the guy wearing a condom. The guy pulls out after already inserting his penis in the vagina and dips it in the sand, then re-inserts penis in said vagina.

We were at the beach and I pulled the ol' breaded chicken bone!!! We're no longer together though....

by Jbd October 5, 2015