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by thebitchybong January 19, 2026
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by renkit February 11, 2026
Get the post master bitch mug.A term first coined by the comedic GOAT Sam Kinison during the 80's to mean a person extremely proficient in the art of cunnilingus. The art form is considered a form of meditative practice. Practicing persons presumably have had trained in Tibet in this art for 5 or more years. Training in this art includes calligraphy using one's tongue. Can Write a letter to Santa (with tongue) whilst going down on a female and making her cum before ending the first sentence. The vagina is usually destroyed and rendered useless by the end of the first paragraph. Women who have endured to this extreme have been wheelchair bound, left to never walk again. Practitioners have eaten more vagina than cervical cancer during intense training sessions to reach this skill level. Goku even gives respect to them. Women should beware.
(Note: Gay variants have not been studied as of this writing, the NIH is currently seeking funding from Congress to carry out studies in the future.)
(Note: Gay variants have not been studied as of this writing, the NIH is currently seeking funding from Congress to carry out studies in the future.)
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Woman 1: Girl, I'm sooo jealous.
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Woman 1: OMG Girl, what WAS THAT like?
Woman 2: God level. Though I may never walk again, and I am currently seeking a plastic surgeon for a full vaginal reconstruction surgery, I have NO regrets.
Woman 1: Girl, I'm sooo jealous.
by Jbo Bourbon February 28, 2026
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A phrase about owning your situation instead of blaming it. “Deal with the cards you were dealt and be a Dual Master” means you don’t waste energy wishing for better circumstances — you master what you already have.
“Dual Master” refers to mastering both sides of yourself: strengths and flaws, emotion and logic, offense and defense. It’s about balance, control, and adaptability — not luck.
The phrase was first said by Arteobis after an early setback, and it stuck because the meaning applies to anyone: you can’t choose your starting hand, but you can choose how well you play it.
A phrase about owning your situation instead of blaming it. “Deal with the cards you were dealt and be a Dual Master” means you don’t waste energy wishing for better circumstances — you master what you already have.
“Dual Master” refers to mastering both sides of yourself: strengths and flaws, emotion and logic, offense and defense. It’s about balance, control, and adaptability — not luck.
The phrase was first said by Arteobis after an early setback, and it stuck because the meaning applies to anyone: you can’t choose your starting hand, but you can choose how well you play it.
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“You should master both your weaknesses and strengths, instead of wishing for a different hand. — deal with the cards you were dealt and be a Dual Master.”
“It’s not about luck, it’s about balance, controlling emotion and execution at the same time. Deal with the cards you were dealt and be a Dual Master.”
“You should master both your weaknesses and strengths, instead of wishing for a different hand. — deal with the cards you were dealt and be a Dual Master.”
“It’s not about luck, it’s about balance, controlling emotion and execution at the same time. Deal with the cards you were dealt and be a Dual Master.”
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