Pickle Day

In the male dominated construction industry this is a slapstick name for Fridays...because you stand around on Fridays “playing with your pickle” instead of working.

Friday morning, got it made.
Jack me off with a saw-zall blade.

Don’t give me no dirty looks,
Another 40 in the books.

So, throw some hands, and shout hurray...smile it’s fuckin pickle day!!!

by Spoonie Shears October 18, 2019

kamela day

a day where you show appreciation to kamela like for example being nice to her making videos abt her and giving her food x this day is celebrated on the 24th April

be nice to kamela because its Kamela day!

by im.the.best.xoxo. April 22, 2023

sex day

June 8’th is national sex day.
Go fuck your bitchessss

Hey guys today’s national sex day let’s have fun

by Jamie_10785 June 7, 2021

day troll

the day troll is a creature of the night that mistakingly wonderd out of its hiding cave into the light confused of the sun rays that are beating on its face

(simalar to a racoon with rabies)

gid damn did you se that fuckin day troll roaming the streets

by uncle ruckess August 3, 2009

Bar of the day

A daily motivational and inspirational bar from a song that hypes everyone up and allows them to work hard throughout the day.

Come quickly, we have to hear Bar of the day

by TheRealTupac2 March 20, 2019

Valentine's Day

Valentine Day is on February 14th. It is a special day to express your feelings for that one special person. You can send them chocolate, flowers or just treat them with affection.

For the people who are single:

Valentine Day; also known as Single Awareness Day or also know as SAD

Person who is in a relationship: "Oh my god, it's Valentine's Day!"

Person who is single: "What? It's Single Awareness Day today?"

by little miss secretive May 29, 2014

Day of Gay

This is the day you get to be Gay so grab the person next to you and be Gay.

I hope you don’t get hated on Gay dog.

“I’m a boy can I kiss you dad.” “Sure, it’s The Day of Gay.”

by President Cohn October 15, 2019