“Slurp monster” is a term used for people who suck your pussy too hard. If someone slurps your pussy like a vacuum cleaner, they are a “slurp monster.” Be a aware of these people, they can suck your organs from your pussy like spaghetti.
AHHH!!! Daddy right there!!! Ahhh your slurping my pussy clean. Ahhh drink my cum. Ahh my organs you’re such a slurp monster AHHHH I can see my liver Ahhh!!!
by Saltyfishsaucesally January 3, 2024

by Calico horse January 20, 2018

The invisible monster that lives in your garage, usually under the car, that eats dropped screws, sockets, irreplaceable hardware, valvelocks, etc when dropped on the floor and not located immediately. 10mm sockets in particular are a delicacy.
Damn it, I just dropped my last 10mm socket. I better find it before the garage floor monster gets it.
by anonymous February 25, 2023

Someone who continually chats up females around the work area, particularly when they are older or younger than them.
by markoz December 16, 2007

by i love sauce August 29, 2022

me: yo jack
jack: yeah
me: what order do you make cereal in
jack: milk-
me: excuse me, you fucking monster
jack: yeah
me: what order do you make cereal in
jack: milk-
me: excuse me, you fucking monster
by .--. ..- ... ... -.-- May 17, 2022
