Mud Puppie

Army Military Police

Sierra Hotel India Tango! Mud Puppies got me!

by Helikopteris February 16, 2018

Mud Smurf

When a girl gives you blue balls and then poops on your balls.

Yeah last night Amanda was about to finish me off and then mud smurfed me and left.

by ElevenToesJohn October 15, 2020

Mud Flute

The act of defecating in a woman (or man’s) mouth and then having them perform oral sex on you.

I’m glad I skipped the corn at dinner, otherwise the mud flute would scrape my penis.

by JustJamesPa March 13, 2018

Mud-Marlin

When a white male is romantically involved with a black female.

Hey bro, can you believe Sam is s mud-marlin!?
What!? No way, I thought he was into snow bunnies!?y

by Don Heffa May 4, 2013

Mud Pud

Traditional southern US dish, usually prepared by rural inhabitants. Consists of throwing up the previous day's dinner into a pot, adding tabasco and letting simmer for 40-50 minutes.

"Kids, the winter's been rough. Looks like we'll be living on Mud Pud for a while".

by mudpudman666 March 25, 2017

Mud monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit

“May we all be mud monsters”

by haazeydaaze September 19, 2021

Mississippi Mud Monkey

The Mississippi Mud Monkey is when you take a shit and the feces is clinging to the hairs in and around the anus like a monkeys to tree branches. The Mississippi Mud Monkey derives it’s name after the clay like mud prevalent in much of Mississippi’s soil. The mud can be sticky and difficult to walk, drive through, and wipe away.

Damn, I just gave birth to a Mississippi Mud Monkey and now I need a shower.

Man, this girl is clinging to me like a Mississippi Mud Monkey

by Don’t call me Dad September 19, 2025