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Clown car

An act of taking a dab holding it in to drink a full beer then releasing the smoke to hit a bong bowl before taking a shot then releasing the smoke simultaneously snorting a line of molly only to finish off with a line of blow off a women's ass.
Broski I'm going to get totally clown carred this weekend
by Clown car November 3, 2017
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Blasted clown

a blasted clown is a filthy dirty dumb ass fucking shit clown that really tries your patience at the very precise moment when you are having the worst day of your entire fucking life and things couldn't possibly get any worse until this dumb ass shit clown motherfucker came along. They just seem to come out of the woodworks at you when you are having a particularly miserable day and they just wanna make your life worse.
Whenever I have road rage it is usually because some dumb blasted clown got in front of me and I start shouting “Move you clown! Move you FUCKING clown!! Move you goddamn blasted clown!!! Move!, move!!, move!!!, move!!!!, move!!!!!, move!!!!!!, MOOOOOVVVVVVVVE!!!!!
by Bill Beef July 8, 2025
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Clown Shoes

Willing to do a suggested activity. Derived from "Down like a clown". It is understood that the shoes are the lowest point on a clown.
(Would you like to go get a 40?) Response: "I'm down like clown shoes"
by Cardiac Cat September 10, 2009
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clown frown

A face opiate users are known to make when nodding out. The face sags and droops and producing a frown.
His methadone dose is so high that he is sitting there with his eyes closed making a clown frown.
by Kysguy January 29, 2023
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Clown

Someone who believes the wrong thing and is dumb. They side with the wrong things and are always wrong. They don´t see the clear truth.
¨Wow, I can believe they did that. Theyŕe such a clown
by Anonymous Clown January 6, 2020
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jazz clown

A person why enjoys funky sex
Look at the that jazz clown funking it up!
by The Real Jazz Clown January 9, 2018
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Clown

YOU!!!
You are a clown.
by pd1913 April 1, 2022
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