The Turtle Army

A group of people obsessed with turtles on a Minecraft server. They've gone through troubles and hardships but they've gotten through it. They've gotten hacked and destroyed, but they're still here

The Turtle Army is having a pizza zoom.

by Turtle guy 70 May 18, 2021

meat turtle

A large penis that is shaped kind of like a turtle head.

I fucked Dave's mom with my meat turtle and she swallowed my turtle jizz!

by Judy's meat turtle May 21, 2021

Group of turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

“Hey look there’s a teenage mutant ninja turtles”

Teenage mutant ninja turtles: Group of 5 turtles with the colors red, purple, blue, and orange

Group of turtles

by Alexandria:) May 23, 2021

Turtling

To do turtling, you will need 4 or more people and the class turtle. Each person involved will fuck the turtle and the last person to nut will have to drink all the nut out of the dead turtle.

Me and my class wanted to pull a prank on the teacher, so we decided to do turtling!

by The ultimate businessman October 13, 2024

Turtle Racing

Three fuckers spread out across the entire highway going the same speed not allowing anyone to pass.

Man those fuckers where turtle racing on the way here, I wanted to kill myself

by muahahaha6942069 December 3, 2024

Turtle shot

When an uncircumcised guy makes a shot glass out of his foreskin and pours a shot for his mate to enjoy.

Nando gave that stripper a turtle shot!!!

by Dj Rob1984 December 20, 2024

Turtle dogging

Noun. Staring at the ground knowing nothing is moving too fast if at all. - EC

You over there turtle dogging?

by DrCopeAndHagen December 26, 2024