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Internets poopy!

Daniel Carracher is complaining about the speed of the internet at A#I again usually without justification or cause.
by Internets poopy! March 1, 2018
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Internet Bitch

Someone who was spanked or humiliated in an online debate (especially over politics or religion) and who now follows the person that embarrassed them from thread to thread, posting about them, instead of the topic of the threads. When a person has an IB the polite thing to do is "Name" them after a breed of dog.
Bob: You destroyed Simms123 in that debate yesterday!

John: Yeah, now he's my internet bitch. He's posted about me in four different threads today.

Bob: What are you gonna name him?
John: Well he's an angry little bitch that's all bark and no muscle. So I went with Chihuahua.
Bob: Good choice. It suits him.
by Mongo1313 November 3, 2014
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Internet janitor

A mysterious online figure who magically appears in comment sections, forums, or social media threads to "clean up" inconvenient truths, criticisms, or viral claims. Armed with suspiciously specific insider knowledge ("My uncle works at Nintendo"), debunking skills sharper than a CIA fact-checker, or unwavering corporate loyalty, they aggressively dismiss anything that makes a company, government, or product look bad—regardless of evidence. Often smells like a paid shill but claims to just be a "concerned citizen" or "random expert"
Post a video exposing a scam product? Brace for the Internet Janitors to swarm like roaches—‘Actually, I tested this and it works PERFECTLY’ or ‘Fake news, my cousin’s roommate’s dog is the CEO
by Painitblack May 19, 2025
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Internet Racist

When you or your friend has really bad internet I.e. 600kbs and you don't want to play with them because of that
Yo bro you wanna play something? Hell no you got 600kbs and I don't want to deal with you disconnecting. you are such a internet racist.
by loopyloopy365 April 23, 2022
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Internet Explorer

A web browser that is used to access the internet. (just like every other web browser) Lots of websites do not support Internet Explorer anymore and it has been replaced by Microsoft Edge.
How would you use the Internet Explorer in a sentence? Nobody knows what it is and this is my very first definition on this website.
by ausboss20001 October 7, 2023
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Internet Anarchist

An type of YouTuber that tries to get revenue due to human naivety on thinking there is a 'savior' or a 'punisher' on the internet.
Internet Anarchist: I think said YouTuber does unethical things.
Some other guy: But what about these screenshots?
by Agatthai May 10, 2024
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Internet Explorer

Web browser downloader developed by Microsoft Corporation and available from Windows 95 to 8.1
Jake: "Bro, what's Internet Explorer?"
George: "Don't worry, it's just the Steam of web browsers"
by AndreStork October 3, 2021
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