Tea Alarm

The siren-like alarm which rings 2-3 times per day in the United Kingdom, reminding every person to drop everything and have a cup of tea. In some areas, ignoring a tea alarm is considered an offence and you may be liable to prosecution.

“Oh my god, the tea alarm is going off!”

“Quick, put the kettle on!”

by averagedyke242 December 9, 2023

Tea Gut

The result of habitually drinking to many alcoholic teas

Jade has started to develop a Tea Gut due to her constant consumption of Twisted Tea.

by TOTEMIR February 11, 2022

Tea

An amber coloured liquid responsible for the expanse of the British empire and a large number of yellow teeth.
Many battles were fought in the name of this addictive drink.

E.g.
Fancy a cuppa tea, luv?

by Harock28 April 22, 2021

Ass Tea

The act of pouring boiling water into an open anus and subsequently steeping a tea bag in said butthole to create a warm, soothing beverage.

"I need something to soothe my sore throat and my ass eating fetish"

"Fire up the kettle and spread open my asshole, bro. You want mint or chamomile? It's time for some ass tea."

by sophisticatedDooba August 3, 2022

Cyber Tea Bag

The act of texting, googling, or using your mobile/cellular phone (other than talking on it), while dipping your testicles in someone's mouth.

Sarah was having a good time tonight while Ross was cyber tea bagging her.

Have you heard about Tiffany? Jason gives her cyber tea bags all the time.

by Michael Monteith March 1, 2010

Tea

Tea is a drink of brewed leaves, but it can also be a nice nickname for a sussy baka

Tea is a good friend of mine

by awindytorrent June 3, 2021

Tea time

We don’t care if you hospitalized you must prove to us why you don’t wait otherwise, we will manipulate your who life.

Iman doesn’t wait ( tea time) if she fasted!

by TheBlueLeo May 2, 2019