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Joe's Mom

The way it kills its sons is soooo amazing, especially how good she looks naked, and how good she has sex. Umm... not that I would know...
Joe's Mom was torturing me yesterday
by Melon boobs. Naked. Tortures. February 19, 2015
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Slay mom

A phrase used to praise an individual who is superior in fashion, make up, and overall style
" did you see Beyoncé on the VMA's last night ?! All can say is slay mom !"

**comment on friends picture who looks really good ***

"Slay mom "
by Ashy_pie September 9, 2016
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Mom-girlfriend

Like a cougar, but she doesn't have a career, money or anything to offer a young man.
I don't understand why Tom is still with his mom-girlfriend, she's old enough to be his mom and doesn't have a job!
by Southparkfreak2 October 1, 2014
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Hook's mom

SHOW ME THEM TITTIES AAAAAAAHHHHH. A starter course for those wishing to progress to harrison's sister, and harrison's mom.
Hooks's mom has got it going on. Hooks's mom has big titties.
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Your Mom!

guy 1: Your mom!
guy 2: She's your mom,too!!!!!!!!!
by kuree December 28, 2005
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Your Mom

The overused comeback or answer for pretty much anything. Even if its overused, sometimes, when used correctly, it can still be funny.
Dude #1: Look at the cute kittycat!
Dude #2: Your Moms a cute kittycat.
by Concita May 13, 2006
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