mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters

by DefinitelyCoveredinShit September 17, 2021

Mud Trunk

Dirty poop dick. Traces of wet butt sludge left on the penis.

Ray bent her over and proceeded to dip his mud trunk in to her swamp fortress

by dacontjl1891 August 21, 2016

Mud dick

When a female(or male) is sucking a dick with a fat hog of a dip in their mouth. Thus creating a “mud dick”

Hey bro I heard u got mud dick from ur girl

by Muddy buddy December 7, 2018

Mud snart

When you sneeze and shart at the same time.

Campbell rejects Max on the basketball court.
Campbell: “Get that shit out of here!”
Max sneezes immediately after the humiliation.
Max: “I think I’ve just snarted.”
Pulls his pants down
Max: “Yep I’ve done a mud snart!”

by Andos Hastos January 11, 2022

Mud Moustache

A brown streak across one’s upper lip resembling a moustache.

Darryl drives an electric car. He loves it when his girlfriend sticks one finger up his butthole while kissing him ever so tenderly, and then finishes by giving him a mud moustache.

by Corn & Rye November 14, 2022

Mud

Slag referring to a friend usually used in NYC.

"Yo wtw mud."
"Hey wya mud."
"Lmfao you tripping mud."

by ZahBuggout_ May 6, 2024

mississippi mud treatment

You take a shit, use it as a finger paint, and use it on your fuck buddy

Hey babe, do you want a mississippi mud treatment?

by random guy at school August 4, 2016