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White pee pee cream

When you stroke your sketti noodle so hard that white sticky pee pee cream shoots out like a volcano
“Dude did you see my white pee pee cream land on that bitch”
My white pee pee cream has cancer”
“I put white pee pee cream on a butt plug”
by The top nigga September 26, 2023
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Ream, cream, and then watch dream

The very best way to watch 1 speed runner vs 5 hunters
“Just ream, cream, and then watch dream, bro!”
by Mr Beads February 1, 2021
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Reverse Ice Cream Sandwich

When you take a dump on someone's laptop keyboard, then close the screen.
"Hey Tony! I totally pranked my asshole roommate. I pulled a Reverse Ice Cream Sandwich on them."
by QueerioCheerio August 2, 2020
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Whiskey River Cream Corn

When someone eats 3 cans of cream corn then takes a diarrhea dump on their partners asshole. After the dump is complete they slurp it back up with a McDonald's milkshake straw
So Robert had his girlfriend share a whiskey river cream corn experience with him last night and it ended badly.
by Drpun May 16, 2009
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Mallory's Ice Cream Day

Its just that simple...Its the national holiday made official by George W. Bush in which everyone buys Mallory Richardson ice cream*. (Must be gluten free and preferably from Ben & Jerrys or Blue Bell which can be found at Russel Stovers).

*Will not be reimbursed but I will allow you to enjoy my company while I eat
Omg its Mallory's Ice Cream Day!! I better walk to Ben & Jerry's and get her some Cherry Garcia!
by Happy Ice Cream Day April 23, 2013
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Cream in my coffee cup

When a man wanks over a girl's asshole whit the tip of this penis touching her ass as she sips on a cup of black coffee waiting for him to come.
Friend: "What did you do this morning?"
Women:"I just had a cream in my coffee cup!"
Friend: "Sweet!"
by elephantwisdom October 14, 2018
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Get off my cream

This is a common phrase that is used to deter a dirty scoundrel from stealing your ice cream.
*Rob grabs for Bjorn's ice cream*
Bjorn - "GET OFF MY CREAM!"
by Bjorn Olson March 11, 2008
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