cunt dip

A journey into the remarkably shitty middle of nowhere for the purpose of baking out a car or pussywagon. Short form of the more standard 'country dip'

Let's take a cunt dip to the park and smoke this blunt before we start drinking.

by countrydipper July 15, 2010

Cunts' circus

An unpleasant event, gathering or social occasion that is best avoided usually because of the people attending.

"Can I come to your place on Boxing Day? The wife's family are coming round and it'll be the usual cunts' circus!"

"I went to Bob's leaving do and it was ok until the Boss arrived. Then it just turned into a right cunts' circus so I left early"

by Craig in the Hat January 26, 2009

Grunt Cunt

A woman who only dates men in service I. E. Army, Navy, Marines, etc.

Megan is a grunt cunt because she only goes out with army men for every relationship.

by M3ganm0nst3r April 21, 2014

Cole's Cunt

This action takes place after you have ejaculated into your partners eyes. As your partner gets up and walks away in disappointment you begin to run at your partner then drop kick him or her in the shoulder blades.

I gave Luci a Cole's Cunt.

by Xenophobe May 6, 2014

cult of cunts

a cult of cunts. you know that popular group of people at school or at the office, especially those in snobbish schools, that when one of em doesnt like you, they all dont like you on general principle. they normally form social gatherings, tell you about them but dont invite you just to make you jealous.

Eddy: Hey, Jimmey, did you hear about tonights party, it gonna be epic!!
Jimmey: Hey, sounds cool, can I come?
Eddy: Soz Bro, to many people as is.
Bobby: Hey, Jimmey, what was Eddy talking about?
Jimmey: Oh, nothing, he was just making it clear that he is part of a cult of cunts.

by pseudonym man......away!!! July 2, 2014

cunt buffalo

A large and annoying woman. Can be more cunt or more buffalo. If she's very fat and very annoying, can be classified as a "full blown cunt buffalo".

"Dude do you see that fat chick?!"
"Yea man, I talked to her. She's a full blown cunt buffalo!"

"Last night I was hitting on a cunt buffalo. To my credit though, she was more cunt than buffalo."

"Looks like Joe's going cunt buffalo hunting tonight. We gotta help a brotha out!"

by b00tyhunt4r September 18, 2014

cunt scrambled

When eggs are poured inside of a woman's vagina where they are held there for a various period of time to scramble before being excreted onto a plate or slice of toast. A popular breakfast dish amongst horny older men

Customer: just some eggs on toast plz
Waitress: how would you like your eggs cooked?
Customer: cunt scrambled please

by so potato September 30, 2014