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Internet scurvy

1. A common occurrence when a person playing (often games) on the internet neglects to eat or drink food for a long enough period that they die or their body atrophies to a husk.

2. A tragic plague that struck many internet pirates after limewire went down
"Did you hear about that Korean Starcraft player?"
"No what?"
"He died of internet scurvy in an internet cafe surrounded by food after playing starcraft for 40 hours"
by Captain Book January 23, 2013
mugGet the Internet scurvymug.

Internet Phantom

A person who only appears on the internet very rarely much to the chagrin of their friends who wish they were around more to absorb their awesomeness.
Dang it, his posts are awesome but theres like one a year, he's such an internet phantom.
by Lord Cuddlesworth February 12, 2019
mugGet the Internet Phantommug.

Colombian Internet

The worst internet you'll ever have. Colombia has the worst internet of all.
God Damn Jose, your Colombian Internet makes it so hard to have a proper Zoom call.
by Luisfersg September 7, 2020
mugGet the Colombian Internetmug.

Interneting

Video chatting, messaging, or in any way contacting someone over the internet.
Can you internet Tom?
I was interneting with Sam last night.
by sksbkfbsabfklasbka March 11, 2013
mugGet the Internetingmug.

I'll Internet it later

When someone wants you to watch something online but you are busy
Hey this tv show is online....ok I'll Internet it later
by SilvioJ75 February 9, 2017
mugGet the I'll Internet it latermug.

internet qualifier

anyone who thinks that online = reality; sometimes used in poker terminology
I kicked ass at poker.com but these people at the table smell bad, dawg.
by the Kingfisher November 8, 2004
mugGet the internet qualifiermug.

Internet beefer

When u talk shit on the internet but don’t wanna link and fight internet beefer right there
by Internet beefer June 18, 2020
mugGet the Internet beefermug.

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