jurassic park 1-5x

Jurassic Park x1 x2 x3 x4 x5
refers to the comparission of small through large burps to t-rex screams in jurassic parks movies.

1 being a small burp
through to 5 a huge disgusting lengthy burp

"Burp"
"meh jurasic park 1"

"BUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
"oHHHH thats like a jurassic park fiivvee"

by LEM Chino April 10, 2005

1-10 Attractiveness Scale

From 1-10, anyone can quickly and easily describe the attractiveness of any man or woman (or other gender). Rated by their immediately noticeable attractiveness, 1 is lowest, and 10 is highest.

On the 1-10 Attractiveness Scale, I slept with a 10 last night! They were a nice pair of 5s.

by Ti7ANiUM October 3, 2016

2 girls 1 finger

Contains some Japanese lesbian scat. Anyways homie 3 is puking in the toliet right now and this is homie 2 explaining. So two japanese girl that were known to be porn stars named Akane Mochida and Mayura Hoshitsuki, so there is this shitty music so 2 girls begins to spit when they kiss and they threw up on each other, next the girl puked directly on the camera and played with their vomit like it was kinetic sand. Next the other girl pooped out a doodoo in the other girl mouth.

Homie 3: I NEED YEARS OF THERAPY TO RECOVER FROM 2 girls 1 finger AHHHH
Homie 2: Bro I am in debts and I cannot even pay therapy
Homie 4: And I am going to a mental hospital
Homie 1: Bring me there too.

by Homies3washere October 13, 2023

the splatoon 1 losing music

The worst thing to have ever been crafted by mankind.

Person 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: I lost in Splatoon 1 and heard the splatoon 1 losing music, and now I want to game-end myself.
Person 2: *listens to the song* Yo, that's kinda banging

by ISimpForOxygen September 29, 2022

Sonic 1 TTS Build

A build of Sonic 1 for the Sega Genesis/Megadrive which dates to June 1990 shown at the Tokyo Toy Show, it was an auto demo of 1 level, which is a early version of green hill that has a different background, some Sprites are different, and it shows a unused goblin enemy, Sonic’s design was a bit different and the clouds is also different, although, some parts of TTS cloud is present in one of final Green Hill clouds, this build was lost.

Person 1: Hey, did you know about Sonic 1 TTS Build?

Person 2: No, where can I download the rom?

Person 1: Sadly, it was lost, BUT, there’s a remake by MCTravis, and two remake in progress by (MrLordSith and OriginalChris), and (Cyberooze and Damon)

by Someone that likes Beta Stuff August 19, 2021

2 guys 1 egg

(noun) - Commercial produced by the English Cadbury chocolate company for Easter 2021 advertising. This commercial initially demonstrates mildly sexual overtones and ends with an interracial gay couple WITHOUT MASKS splitting an egg while kissing. During this kiss the filling stretches out between them and lands on their chins like a money shot. The narrator of the commercial simtaneously says "We are DOWN with that..." during the kiss.

Critics later signed a petition to have this commercial removed from television due to its sexually explicit nature and the fact they believe it is targeted to kids in order to normalize perverse sexual behavior. Critics also were upset that this commercial was thought to brainwash children into not wearing masks.

You see the new Cadbury commercial? I think I am going to be sick....

Yes...they are calling it the Golden Goobilee" but I call it 2 guys 1 egg or 2 gays 1 egg....

by $lapaho March 4, 2021

4 second 1 shot

Some lazy argument used by stupid Overwatch forums to accuse Doomfist for being an OP hero, but in fact he is not.

- Doomfist is a bad hero, his bugs are really such a pain.
- What? He has a 4 second 1 shot ability!!!!! He is so OP!!!!!!!!!!!

by Rufinian July 16, 2019