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son: is rejecting G-d considered devil-worship?

father: to the people who don't believe in the separation of Church and State yes; to most of the civilian population, probably no.
by Sexydimma December 31, 2012
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The God you worship

IT LITERALLY SAYS TO DO THAT IN THE BIBLE! NUMBERS 31! HE QUOTED THE THING!
Hym "The God that YOU worship DOES THAT! IT LITERALLY DOES THAT! IN NUMBERS! NUMBERS 31! HOOOOOOLY SHIT! 'If the God you worship tells you to murder children and rape women... Then you aren't worshipping God' ~ Ben Shapiro. IT DOES THAT! IN THE BIBLE! God... Tells them to kill all of the men, children, and women who have known a man... And then take the little girls as wives... It literally says the thing that you're saying God DOESN'T SAY! It's right there! How do you reconcile that!? How do you reconcile that with the thing you said!? Wow! This is wild! Really, we love ironic punishment until it swings right back around and somebody does a LITERAL number 31 on you... To you... Damn! That's sad. This is kind of sad actually. Hmmm... Oh, well. It's just weird to see you say that God wouldn't tell people to do the thing he definitely told peoole to do!"
by Hym Iam October 9, 2023
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scrote worshiper

one who worships the scrotum, used as an insult
Dammit Kyle, stop being such a scrote worshiper!
by linkman October 22, 2009
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connective worship

A three-dimensional spiritual worship service that utilizes technology to listen as the primary function.
We deliver today and tomorrow's ministries - evangelism, discipleship, preaching, and connective worship.
by EWTECHNERD September 25, 2022
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