Wipe The Floor

1. (verb) To defeat a person during a verbal debate.

Adam: I don't think there are grounds to believe in evolution.

Thomas: You don't want to get involved 'cause I'll fucking wipe the floor with you.

by chilly round the willy March 2, 2010

Squad Wipe

When Rahym needs a whole squad to wipe his ass

"Aw man me and my family have to give rahym a squad wipe, I'll trade later"

by Joenuts567 April 30, 2021

Wipe and wash

The act of wiping ur ass, and then washing your hands

Friend: Are you almost done in there?
Me: Yea I just need to wipe and wash

by Beyonslang January 20, 2018

Pipe Wipe

The black shit that collects at the bottom of the bowl on your pizzle.

Hey bro, get that pipe wipe before it gets everywhere.

by AbigailSalazar December 17, 2015

Edmunds Wipe

Standing up to wipe your backside with one leg placed on the toilet seat and wiping from back to front.

I managed to front flip while doing an Edmunds wipe.

by Greennikotee April 11, 2020

wiping with leaves

Trying to avoid wiping your ass with your hand and not using poison ivy, oak, etc.

I was about to shit my pants in the deer stand so I climbed on down and was wiping with leaves so I didn't have shit on my asshole!

by Squirrel nest 4000 December 19, 2015

app wipe

someone who does not understand the reall meaning of asswipe or a big douche bag. Can be used as a diss against someone

Your friend is an app wipe.

by the olympians January 5, 2010