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Reese wilkerson

Reese wilkerson is from malcolm in the middle and we all can’t tell if we wanna be him or be with him. Hes as dumb as bricks and a little mean but WE love him and know he is top 3 characters. He is so beautiful and i just want to talk to season 4 reese and give him a big kiss.
*Reese wilkerson actively beating someone up and calling them a krelboyne*

US: reese you look so gorgeous i’d do anything to give you the biggest hug ever
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The Lord Wilikes 

A male co-worker who walks around with his chest curiously "all puffed out" while trying to talk to as many female co-workers as possible before returning to his work area. Also, a male who has unrealistic romantic obsessive thoughts about other female co-workers who he has no chance of dating. Commonly performs "breakroom reconnaissance" whereby scouting the work lunchroom to ascertain what other females might be present for the purpose of small talk, flirting and discussing "dates" that likely never happened.
Did you see how the Lord Wilikes was talking to that new girl in Histo last night? He must have been at her bench for at least 10 minutes begging her to go mudding or the Dairy Bell!

I noticed the Lord Wilikes doing breakroom reconnaissance last night, I think he was looking for some redhead girl that works in gen lab.
The Lord Wilikes by The longswordman September 3, 2013

Slicky Wicky Wickest 

The coolest, the grandest, guys whose names start with L are especially “slicky wicky wickest.” Especially guys named after bullriders, yeah.
Lane is the slicky wicky wickest
Slicky Wicky Wickest by Orzhen99 December 10, 2021

Alena Dawn Snowball Wilkerson 

Alena Dawn Snowball Wilkerson (Dawn)- A very beautiful woman. Very sexy too. The love of my life. The only one I want to be with. The one I’d give anything to have back.