ken ween

When a female envisions a male friend or family member naked and imagines the crotch of a ken doll.

When I imagine my best friend's man, all I see is ken ween

by PSU Shu August 20, 2013

turkey weenie

A perfect, vanilla white boy with a pale, soft peach/pink skin color, tends to have VERY supple pink lips, so very supple and so very pink it tends to make one uncomfortable. He will likely have many brown moles, reddish nipples, flared nostrils when he laughs. He is the type to enjoy Kraft macaroni and cheese, plain Cheerios, and milk. The term turkey weenie will refer to the appearance and hue of his genitals.

Ansel Elgort is the ultimate turkey weenie.

by googims August 5, 2015

The Weenie Boys

A legendary group of badass retards that attend The Academy and make their name well known upon the public. If you happen to spot the weenie boys, prepare to shit yourself and become highly aroused.

Person 1: Who are they?
Person 2: Those are The Weenie Boys! Ugh I want them to take me!
Person 1: How could I have not known!

by Weenie Boy Alpha September 28, 2019

squeeze my weenier

"squeeze my weenier " is a term that ohmwrecker/masked-gamer said whilst trying to get a point in cards against humanity and still get ad revenue at the same time but because YouTube is so bad he or his friends wont get ads anyway because the ad-pocalypse has struck

3rd grade boy: hey girl ya wanna go under the stairs after period 3 and squeeze my weenier ?
girl: ewwww
3rd grade boy: i can make it move like a caterpillar girl

girl: still no yet impressive

by yaboilucabray2005 March 30, 2019

Jerkin’ the ween

A term most famously used by the YouTube sensation that is Peter cane dog training meaning jacking off a “ween”

“She put me on the floor and started jerkin’ the ween”

by Wing wong man June 8, 2021

green weenie

To get fucked in the ass by a very large and imaginary green penis!

"Dude they are deploying me with no notice"
"Yea man that sucks. THE GREEN WEENIE STRIKES AGAIN"

by WOODY8888811 January 10, 2008

weenie

1) a small hotdog
2) baby talk for the male genitals (aka a PENIS)
3) an insult used by pre-schoolers

1) We rosted weenies over the fire

2) Pre-schooler 1: I'll show you my weenie if you show me yours.
Pre-schooler 2: Ok, one, two, three
Teacher: CHILDREN! STOP THIS AT ONCE!

3) Pre-schooler 1: Nanapoopoo you're a weenie!
Pre-schooler 2: waaa pre-schooler 1 called me a weenie!

by ZaZa July 20, 2008