beanies and weenies

the combination of canned beans (maple) and cut up hot dog wieners.

Julien ate a big bowl of beanies and weenies.

by otter totter August 22, 2011

Weenie roast

The act of one or more people positioning themselves under a flaccid/cold penis and breathing on it without touching it until it becomes erect/warm.

Me: im a little cold down there. You ladies should give me a weenie roast
Ladies: (heavy breathing)
Me: awe yeah that feels good

by SOAD4.0 January 9, 2016

Beanie Weenie

A sexual position that consists of a male sticking his erect penis between his legs, then he and his partner get on all fours and have sex in the double doggy style position, butt to butt. Easily the hottest and most pleasuranle sexual position God ever created.

After a night of Snappa and heavy drinking, we heard zoo noises coming from the bedroom upstairs. Upon opening the door, I find Deano and his girl naked on all fours raming their asses into each other. After some deep investigation, we realized they were just beating cakes beanie weenie style.

by Your Boy GSpot April 5, 2009

weenie turd

a bad name to call someone, to be used when in mixed company.

technically it's a small piece of poop that lodges in the urethra during anal sex.

stop being such a weenie turd and leave me alone!

by Gryfin March 24, 2004

Weeny bot

Someone who acts like they are cool and are a android user

Luke you weeny bot!

by MessiIsTheGoat June 14, 2019

brown weenie

When the Big Brown Phallic member of Big UPS descends from the Corporate Heaven takes time out of its day to specifically fuck you in the ass.

Similar to the Marine Corps green weenie.

I’m getting shafted by the big brown weenie

by mewkachoo November 25, 2020

weeny benders

Men's cotton underwear briefs.

Man, these weeny benders are crampin' my style!

by B.J. Morley April 16, 2007