A half to quarter filled bottle of what appears to be Vodka that was found in a random toilet cubicle. You can't verify its contents 100%, but from the distinct smell of methylated spirits that eminates from the bottle, you feel that the odds may be in your favour, thus deeming the bottle more safe than risky to drink.
Me: "I can't believe I drank the Toilet Vodka last night..."
Friend: "Yeah mate, I was meaning to talk to you about that... You really should get tested for hepatitis."
Friend: "Yeah mate, I was meaning to talk to you about that... You really should get tested for hepatitis."
by RySuki January 12, 2019
Get the Toilet Vodkamug. A Vodka Cousin is like a Vodka Aunt, only cooler. Classier than your average Weed Cousin, they're the oldest child in the your family; probably love the eighties, and have no filter.
They're the embodiment of the Vodka Aunt ideal, they're just 18. They're partying like it's still 1999, but they were born in 2001. They're alternative, Timmy. Step off.
They're the embodiment of the Vodka Aunt ideal, they're just 18. They're partying like it's still 1999, but they were born in 2001. They're alternative, Timmy. Step off.
"I'm not a Vodka Aunt, I'm your Vodka Cousin. I'm like a Vodka Aunt, only cooler."
"Hot damn, dude! Your cousin, Tabitha, is a total Vodka Cousin."
"Hot damn, dude! Your cousin, Tabitha, is a total Vodka Cousin."
by IllogicalHuman December 7, 2019
Get the vodka cousinmug. by Letsago May 10, 2021
Get the vodka vonniemug. by Renegade65 June 6, 2014
Get the Vodka Fevermug. Shopping online while half blacked out and waking up to the bank account drained to stupid shit like selfie sticks
by PtoWn_paul December 31, 2015
Get the vodka onlinemug. by serotinal July 8, 2022
Get the vodka slutmug. Dude1: hey did you get vodka from that party?
Dude2: yeah but I got stuck with the backwash vodka bottle
Dude2: yeah but I got stuck with the backwash vodka bottle
by vApeBro November 14, 2018
Get the backwash vodkamug.