Someone who seeks out a relationship only because they're feeling depressed; similar to a sugar baby, but they desire emotional comfort rather than wealth
I dunno, we were pretty close right after my parents broke up, but I've barely talked to her recently. I think I'm just an umbrella bitch
by gracious fallacious January 9, 2023
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His main hobby is creating fake dating profiles, he proudly recounted his many shoplifting adventures, and he has three exes with restraining orders. Those aren't just red flags, that's a red umbrella!
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Get the Umbrella Warfare I guess mug.The Columbus Umbrella is when you have intercourse with at least 2 other people and you urinate on one person, using their body to shield the other person from said urine.
by Mr. Bungles June 8, 2022
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