Um

Word of choice for people too stupid to speak English properly.

I um went to my friends and ummm… wow I am dUMb.

by Pandanator95 June 1, 2025

Um , oh.

This phrase is used by New Jersey residents when they do not want to address a topic. Pronounced umm awhhhh due to the accent of New Jersey.

Tanuj: Bro send me the homework!!
Ritvik: Um , oh.

by ButterflyGang June 11, 2020

Ume

A person that steals, hearts. ❤️

“Ume stole my heart, I love them.”

by Them <3 August 5, 2022

um

used as another word for 'yes' in Nepali texting.

Text 1 : Did you finish your work? Text 2 : Um, I did that last week.

by kiwikittyyy September 21, 2025

tu es um gorda

how to say "youre fat" to a boy in Portuguese

when a fat asshole walked up to me I said "tu es um gorda" now hes fat and stupid looking

by twentyonejoshlershippers21 July 22, 2017

Um

Whenever you have a fart bubble stuck in your vaxhole or the head of your face

Mom:did you leave the door open?

You:"um.....no"

by Dodo bird March 23, 2021

uhhh um uhh

i dont know man idk what the hell im supposedto be doing

person 1: hey man hows it going
person 2: uhhh um uhh
person 1: the hell

by anonymous November 7, 2022