Turtle

A lonely boy's everything. His parents, siblings, pets, house, etc. He walks his turtle to Airmail and hangs out there all day long. The boy enters his turtle in dog competitions for agility, frisbee, and obedience. His turtle greets him every time he comes home and sleeps on the end of his bed at night.

(Not to be confused with tortoise.)

Boy: I love you, turtle!
Turtle:
Boy: I know, now let's go get some ice cream.

by Modern Definitions November 4, 2012

turtleing

to move extremely slow

Sorry I'm so late, but the kids were turtleing this morning. Or....quit turtleing! I'm ready to go!

by Juliahh August 14, 2006

Turtling

The act of shoving something large and round into one of your bodily orifices, such as a turtle. while a turtle is traditionally used, also acceptable for the usage of this word are frisbees,plates,and some water bottles. This method of self-pleasure is to be used only by the most extreme of hole stuffers. If you cant think of anything else to shove up your ass, why not use a turtle? The sign language equivalent of turtling is making a fist but placing you thumb between your index and middle finger (american sign language for the letter T) and wiggling your thumb.

Hey man, i heard your mom was into turtling.
Nah man, she goes for more traditional fisting.

by icantfuckingthinkofanothername February 24, 2011

Turtle

The act of poking your asian girlfriend's nipple inward while saying "turtle!".

Kyle poked Tina's nipple inward and screamed turtle!

by Tinababy January 11, 2009

Turtling

What happens when someone (usually Matt) eats far too much food. The person then proceeds to fall on their back and is so full they physically can't get up or roll over, no matter how much they rock back and forth much like a turtle on it's back.

Matt: Why did i eat that last pizza i'm totally gonna turtle!

Dane: Quick poke him and giggle he can't chase after you! He's totally turtling!

Matt: Bleugh!!! *rocks back and forth*

by Mattson December 18, 2008

Turtle

A really cute guy; a hot person.

"Woha! Look at that turtle!!"

by Andrea and Chelsea August 25, 2005

turtleing

an overwhelming need to defecate that comes on suddenly. The turd starts to push it's head out like a turtle head.

" I got to go, I'm turtleing"

by Big Finn December 9, 2013