tub wig

When the shaved pubic hair gets caught in the drain and you wear it on your head like a wig; a hat of pubic hair from the faucet.

"Before I got in the shower, my mom left me a tub wig."

by Chunky Buster 4 April 19, 2018

Tub munching

1) A person who enjoys eating fast food while in the bath or shower.

2)OR Eating while taking a bath or shower on a short time frame so they don't have to do it later..

"I was tub munching after the concert so I didn't have to eat later"

"I always end a long day by tub munching

by Heart eater June 24, 2016

Tus Tub

an endearing term given to a metaphorical son of similar age to his metaphorical mothers; often given to a friend for whom you have motherly feelings toward; Hmong for son.

“Wow I love Jonah so much, he’s practically my tus tub.”

by PlaubLeejNiam January 25, 2018

bae tub

what you call your favourite wife

lissy: my bae tub and i are tied together.

by libboob May 1, 2020

Senpai-Of-The-Tub

An all knowing being that can tell you everything and anything this world has to offer although they do not hold godly power like phil swift.

Senpai-Of-The-Tub grant me your wisdom

by TheBoiBOB October 27, 2020

Busting the Tub

When you are in a house full of people, and the only place you can go to be alone is the bath tub where you are made to orgasm so hard you bust the handle off the tub and hear from the next room...WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?!

Poor miss puss got her so riled up she was busting the tub in the middle of her vaction!

by The one who gets death threats October 7, 2011

tub wanker

Someone who wanks in the tub whether it’s for pleasure or for preference. When they are taking a bath they decide “lets wank it”. The nut usually stays in the bath while they are in it.

“Ryan is a tub wanker he is so weird.”

by Shrad June 21, 2022