Only trees should wear wood

The tree-hugger's equivalent of the endangered-animal-species advocate's "only elephants should wear ivory" saying. Hear, hear!

Nowadays there are plenty of "alternative" materials we can use instead of pulp-fiber in the production of lumber, paper, etc.... only trees should wear wood; we need them --- along with the plankton in the ocean --- for creating our planet's oxygen.

Only trees should wear wood by QuacksO November 17, 2018

CLIMBING TREES 

IM CLIMBING SOME TREES TONIGHT. IT WILL BE COOL TO BE RIDING WITH YOU AND TREES. CLIMBING TREES MEANS THAT YOU AND I ARE GOING TO SMOKE THAT SWEET SATIVA TOGETHER.

IM CLIMBING TREES TONIGHT. IT WILL BE COOL TO BE RIDING WITH YOU AND CLIMB TREES.

CLIMBING TREES by GENERAL DALADY January 17, 2019

banjo trees 

An uncommon name for marijuana

Can be paired with other words to express an action. Such as :
strumming = smoking

Person 1: I'm just strumming the ol' banjo trees
Person 2: you mean smoking pot?
Person 1: hell yeah

banjo trees by CLoyurnrttehss March 24, 2019

funny trees 

weed

Hey bro you wanna smoke sum funny trees
Yeah lol

funny trees by FireSpaghetti April 16, 2019

Different trees in the same orchard

When people are almost similar, but not exactly the same. The same kind of tree, but the branches are different, some have more leaves than others.

"They're both assholes, but in different ways."
"Yeah, they're like different trees in the same orchard."

Different trees in the same orchard by astroban1231 October 10, 2020

Fruit trees 

Homosexual men

Provincetown, MA has a lot of tall fruit trees walking around holding hands.

Fruit trees by Pudge from Brockton, MA February 2, 2021

dazing trees 

A cannabis company that came to change the industry. Cannasseur weed and merchandise. Est. 2020

Dazing Trees growers know integrity behind the plant, have you smoked their ganja man?

dazing trees by dazing.trees420 November 23, 2021