max

some short little dickwad who looks vaguely like sans the skeleton

'you know who you are max'

by one-hell-of-a-cult-leader May 25, 2020

max

the saltiest prick in the world. He's so salty that his spirit animal is a Mc Donald's French fry. The only girl he's ever dated is the salt shaker at the local Burger King

Max made fun of me for dating Kenna and I said "well at least she said yes to me."

by Jose Michael jordan December 04, 2017

Max

Max is an amazing, caring, handsome and completely loveable boyfriend and person. He is selfless, cute, and extremely adorable. He likes to act tough around his friends and family, but behind closed doors he is a big baby. You will love him with all your heart and not regret one thing while you're with him. He's so sweet and considerate, he gives great hugs and most likely has an amazing, pretty big penis. My Max has brown, coarse, curly hair and is a genuine human. He has a great lips, beautiful green eyes, and a strong body. He will help you through anything, take care of you, give you a bunch of love, and wipe your tears when you cry. He's a great family man, boyfriend and best friend. Hold onto him, he's perfect. He knows how to fuck and he's an amazing kisser. He's awkward and worried at first because of his past relationships but will eventually learn to love again and worship the ground you walk on.

"Did you know she's dating Max?"
"No, really? Wow, what a lucky girl."

by am baby November 11, 2020

Max

a kid who always loves to hang out with his friends, who might be kindof crazy, but is a fun person to hang out with
is friends with the brock that has bugs, the jacob with a red link obsession, and the counter move hunter

that kid is kindof crazy
oh thats just max

by The Bomb486 December 19, 2019

max

a boy who is depressed and is glaring at me currently

hi max

by reeeeeeeeed October 11, 2020

Max

Max is a one in a kind, he can be a bum but if anything he is most like a todd, although Todd wears k-mart jeans today he is a homo, max has anger issues with his Snapchat and whenever a JESS sends a HEE HEE and a picture of a Michael Jackson he blocks you, so go on and T-pose to him with a Michael Jackson picture glued to your head.

Max is awesome, unlike Sam (thanos) he is EPIC

by ToddWoreKMartJeansToday July 19, 2019

Max

Most beautiful, handsome boy in the world. Who gives the best cuddles. He doesn’t always show it but he will love you forever and always. He has a heart of gold and will do anything for the ones he’s close to. I love you max !

“Max” from your bad b

by John from church December 06, 2019