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Theo-Surf

1. When either one person or a multitude of people mount another individual (the "Theo") either for pleasure or out of necessity without notice.

2. When one or any number of people force another to support them either physically, financially or otherwise.
Do you see that girl over there? She got totally theo-surfed at that party last weekend" or "Dude i dated that theo-surfer for a year before i kicked that bitch out.
by hOLarious August 2, 2011
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Theo bubba

The best pookie in the world, he is our cutie pops idol, and an ex to many!
"Hey Theo bubba"
"Wassup bbg"
"OMG HES SO PERFECT"
by iloveub October 17, 2023
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Theo

The person you love the most. The most amazing person you know. The person I love from the bottom of my heart. My wife❤️
Te iubesc infinit Theo❤️
by TheodoraLucasLov January 6, 2024
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Theo

person one: do you like Theo
person two: bitch no wtf!?!
by Bitter bucket January 19, 2024
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Theo

A guy with a huge dick and loves all people with level Big tits and asses. Ngl everyone want to fuck this man. A woman said "I had sex with Theo 9 months ago and she said god dayum only tip of could get in me also now i have a child with a big dick so i can fuck him everyday!!"
"I want to have a anal with Theo"
by Smart guy in internet November 22, 2023
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Theo

Guy with a huge ass and dick. Also known as a pussy demolisher. This man can fill you up only using the tip of his dick. He will release his semen and it will only take the woman 4 months to get a baby. Has 72 children in his basement. Will demolish your ass no matter what. Can fuck your mom, Grandma, sister, cousin at the same time.
I want to have anal with Theo
by Smart guy in internet November 22, 2023
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Theo

A Theo is someone who is really sweet, really cute and also extremely sleepy. Theos tend to say that they wouldn't fall asleep on calls but will then proceed to do exactly that. Theos are also extremely selfless and will stay up with you till the ass crack of dawn just so that they can make sure you stay focused before your final physics paper. Though they may not be "up" by then, Theos will still accompany you with every little thing they do. They really only need to breathe and you will feel so at ease and so comforted. They tend to have really good music taste too. Theos deserve the world and so much more, further, they deserve all that is good and all that is even better than good. Theos are really hard to find, so if you do find one, please don't let them go because truly, they could be the best thing that could and ever would happen to you.

I'm so glad I met you theo. I hope for us to be intertwined in each other's lives for as long as we can, and I dare to hope for even more than that.
"do you have a simpler description for serotonin?"
"Theo."
by narorororoororoeor November 24, 2023
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