Theo

Theo means pussy who is afraid of everyone he is a small bloke that thinks he is top dog and likes to copy everyone

Theo: ur shit shut up

Person: where are u I want to fight

Theo: at ur mums house small kid

by I hate Theo March 16, 2022

Theo has curtains

Theo has curtains is a name for someone called theo who is into martial arts and is a complete bad ass “say for example hes called theo curtains” your friend would say

YOOO theo has curtains today doesnt he!
Yeah he so does

Person one: theo has curtains bro
Person two: for real, John keeps knocking out all these old ladies

by verticalguitarist28 December 9, 2024

Theo

Theo is a man that will look after you, and care no matter what. He will always be by your side, no matter what you're going through. He is the most genuine, caring, loving and compassionate person you will ever meet. He will go the extra mile for you. He is willing to put others first before his own. He will encourage you to keep going and affirm you of who you are as an person. He is the sweetest person there is. Often people can mistake him for his motives, but after all, his name means ‘god’. He can chat you up at an airport and ask you out, he can buy you mushroom soup when you get sick and make you laugh by doing something crazy and unpredictable. Not scared of commitment and once he commits he will never disappoint. If you ever meet a Theo - make sure you hold on to him forever. He is certainly worth it.

Person 1 “Theo changed my life for better”

Person 2 “We all need a Theo”
Person 3 “Daaaaamn, check this Theo out! He’s got to be the hottest man alive!”

by Iloveyou_theo November 22, 2021

Theo

Guy with a huge ass and dick. Also known as a pussy demolisher. This man can fill you up only using the tip of his dick. He will release his semen and it will only take the woman 4 months to get a baby. Has 72 children in his basement. Will demolish your ass no matter what. Can fuck your mom, Grandma, sister, cousin at the same time.

I want to have anal with Theo

by Smart guy in internet November 22, 2023

Theo

It's a really sporty name, that much people like. It' a lot famous people how has that name.

Hi, Theo, come and show some skills!

by Ahmed634 March 3, 2017

Theo McMahon

A man who loves his food and is attracted to cheese and onion crisps

Who’s that guy who loves food?
Oh you mean Theo McMahon

by I_am_very_epic_person May 25, 2022

Theo

a guy who has a big dick, and dark humor. A theo will interrupt you while you're talking. He is very empathetic. he has ADHD. He has athma and will breathe into the mic. BEWARE! he broke up with his gf because carti didn't drop.

friend: who's that?
me: that's theo, he's gay for carti.
friend: damn! he's hot.
me: ye I know, he gets all the bitches.

by intj-bitch63 November 20, 2021