A small and foolish child who defies his father, calling him a cunt, then is slapped and sent to bed. He finds shrek waiting for him and proceeds to get on hands and knees and spreads his ass to provide shrek an easy target. Shrek penetrates him and roars once he cums in the poor child. It's all ogre now.
by Crisschan. Religious Asian January 18, 2015
Get the shrek lovermug. the best band in the entire gd world
single-handedly best vocals, lyrics, song-writing, and instrumental talent all concentrated into one boy band from utah
if u like tbsl ur definitely so hot
single-handedly best vocals, lyrics, song-writing, and instrumental talent all concentrated into one boy band from utah
if u like tbsl ur definitely so hot
i just listened to the backseat lovers entire first album and their multiple single-releases and ive got to say, every one if their songs sounds like its a coming of age film. not in a coming of age film. the song is the coming of age film.
by poo poi fart May 10, 2022
Get the the backseat loversmug. An account that makes you feel happy, there is no room for negative things on his page. She responds to your comment every time, she is an amazing human.
by im_anabels.fav January 12, 2022
Get the Zenitsu Lovermug. A dog who is clearly very attached to his male owner; in the case of a dog owned by a male-female couple, a dog who prefers the company of the male.
As usual, Rover snuggled up next to George, causing George's wife Rita to comment that their dog was clearly a real di-lover.
by JunieG December 21, 2006
Get the di-lovermug. I ain't ready to mingle bitches, go fuck yourselves because no one is gonna touch me anytime soon.
I don't need a boyfriend or girlfriend in my life cause I'm gonna stay single forever, my heart is not beating for anyone, I ain't in love, I'm a non-lover.
I don't need a boyfriend or girlfriend in my life cause I'm gonna stay single forever, my heart is not beating for anyone, I ain't in love, I'm a non-lover.
by Admirer.epy June 23, 2018
Get the non-lovermug. your main lover at Don Bosco Tech
your lover is the person you most often hump or kiss in open or closed areas
the better the tech the gayer you are (ace)
your lover is the person you most often hump or kiss in open or closed areas
the better the tech the gayer you are (ace)
by CertifiedBoscoBoyLover February 21, 2022
Get the bosco lovermug. Chuck Norris is a bad ass mother lover.
Tell your mom she didn't pay for my mother loving services last night.
Tell your mom she didn't pay for my mother loving services last night.
by janozs gyury June 28, 2006
Get the mother lovermug.