Accidental faggotry

When a dude acts too gay around others on accident.

Kyle Wood keeps engaging in accidental faggotry around the shop by getting too close to other guys and saying gay shit. On accident.

by Kylewoodfrombayonet December 20, 2023

accidental lesbianism

It's like the female equivalent of no homo.

"Hey I heard you went down on Stacey last night, does that mean your gay now?"
"What? No it was totally accidental lesbianism, we're just friends."

by Insecure Homo October 14, 2016

Accidental faggotry

Kyle wood

Kyle wood keeps engaging in accidental faggotry while at work.

by Kylewoodfrombayonet December 20, 2023

Accidental fuck boy

A man who unintentionally becomes a fuck boy - generally finds out once his friends make him aware of his fuck boy tendencies.

Johnny was unaware he was an accidental fuck boy until his friends brought it to his attention.

by Redleader69 October 12, 2023

accidental doorbell

When you wipe after using the bathroom and misjudge how strong the toilet paper is, usually after changing brands recently.

I hate when my roommate buys different toilet paper than I do, because if I don't pay attention to which brand is on the holder, I sometimes give myself an accidental doorbell.

by hellcat1988 June 6, 2021

accidental trip to rio

when a woman doesn't know the pad/liner she is wearing has shifted & is now attached to her pubic hair, then pulls down her underwear too quickly, rendering a surprise bald patch.

I'm not sad, I just took an accidental trip to Rio & now my eyes won't stop watering!

by thehypermom June 12, 2017

Accidental Humor

What happens when someone says something "serious," but it's so off-base, erroneous, wrong or goofy that people laugh at it anyway.

A. Did you hear Trump saying he knows more than the Doctors and the World Health Organization about the COVID-19 epidemic?

B. Yeah, I had to laugh at him. Accidental Humor at its finest.

Jill: Did you hear Candy going on about Right To Life being a "Christian Duty?"

Kathy: Yeah. Now she's pregnant and begging for an abortion.

Jill: Talk about "Accidental Humor..."

by The Third Jay Guy April 6, 2020