Irish Torque Wrench

Hammer

I,m just going to fix the fence, have you seen the Irish torque wrench love?

by Henchy October 17, 2009

Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

when you wanna say FML

Banker: You owe me 1.000.000.000$

Me: Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

by Strafferen September 16, 2009

rusty wrench

When a girl lays beneath a guy and gives said guy a rim job while also giving a handy

She gave me a rusty wrench, it was so good i almost shat in her mouth

by Bipolarbear March 19, 2015

kandahar cock wrench

Torture device used in the movie “the dictator”

The Kandahar cock wrench is banned because it was deemed to safe in Saudi Arabia

by Tuesyk1 May 27, 2025

WRENCH ARROW

Another way for Tennessee Titans fans to say Titan Up.

"Stoked for the Titans to beat that ass today! WRENCH ARROW!"

by Korked Bats January 9, 2021

Crankin the Rusty Wrench

A no lube hand job that lasts over ~60mins

This chick tried to tear my Johnson off my body last night I don’t think that there was any moisture between her paws and my member

“Bro you are trying to tell me she is crankin the rusty wrench”

by JJJETPLANE42069 November 2, 2023

Monkey Wrenched

The act of pooping in your hand and throwing it at someone.

Man, I walked into a patients room this morning and was monkey wrenched as soon as I opened the door.

by #1SMTX May 23, 2024