track home

The one look achieved when you've reached the height of plastic surgery. Duck lips, Botox, and silicon everything.

When I watch reality Tv, it's hard to tell these Track Homes apart.

by David Hern December 12, 2017

Crotch Tracks

Shit, cum, period or infection stains in one’s underwear/panties.

Rachel left her panties on the bathroom floor. From the looks of the crotch tracks, she had a tractor pull down there with all that mud.

That filthy prostitute I picked up had crotch tracks from at least the ten prior tricks in the gusset of her panties.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018

tinkle tracks

The spots of pee that are visable on a gals pants or skirt after taking a pee. Usually caused by excessive alcohol or being in a hurry.

Cindy was in such a hurry to get to her meeting that she had tinkle tracks on her pants after she left the bathroom.

by Mister Wunderful November 2, 2007

Off track

When school is over and summer break has started.

Do you have school tomorrow? No im off track.

by GreenJonathan June 14, 2018

posi tracks

To take a crap and leave streaks of shit on the inside of a toliet bowl.

Bob: Hey man you might want to clean your toilet.
Doug: Why is that?
Bob: I left so many posi tracks on that toilet it looks like the tire marks from a nascar doing a victory celebration.

by grabber383 December 7, 2010

bomb track

Another term for cool that soccer players use on a regular basis because they think saying bomb track is actually bomb track.

Mama: So Bryan, how was your evening last night?
Bryan: Yo, um dude, so check it out, I took down a big Hebrew National last night, and that shit was bomb track.
Mama: I love you

by jimmythegun January 25, 2008

track record

A person's history of intense relationships (such as boyfriend /girlfriend or one night stand) with (usually) the opposite sex. Usually used to gauge whether it's worth it to go after someone.

"I was thinking about going after the girl in my math class, but then I found out her track record and she's all about the bling."

by Nicholas Lai September 12, 2005