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Professor Joe

A guy who thinks he knows everything and a dick about it.
Don't be a professor Joe.
by Gump1004 February 22, 2024
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well dressed professor

something so rare as to be effectively hypothetical. Far more difficult to find than a needle in a haystack but not quite as preposterous as finding a sasquatch or extra terrestrial.
I’m totally gonna win the lotto tonight!

Yeah? And imma find a well dressed professor!
by BigWu July 28, 2022
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Professor Huang

The name of the student in class who tries to pay attention but cannot do it effectively. They have good grades that they don't deserve due to mercy of their teacher.
by ETHICAL IMPERATIVE March 7, 2022
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Professor of the Streets

Professor of the Streets:
Someone who’s got street knowledge on a whole other level — knows the slang, the drill rap, the vibes, the culture, the hustle, and the moves — but also smart as hell. Can Looks like a thug, talks like a normal bloke, but can decode trends, teach slang, and predict moves. People respect ’em ’cause they live it, see it, and understand it, but also know how to break it down for everyone else.

Example: Bruv, you need the lowdown on what’s popping in the streets? Ask Jamie — proper Professor of the Streets.
Lee: Bruv, I’ve been… I had to go on the Urban Dictionary to speak to the young generation. At work, I don’t know what they’re talking about these days.

Frank: Init, bruv! And you… think you are, a Professor of the Streets, now bruv? LOL.

Lee: LOL.

Frank: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese February 4, 2026
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