Humans Against Genesis (HAG)

Humans Against Genesis refers to a commercial for the original Sonic the Hedgehog for Genesis featuring Larry Cedar where Cedar plays a woman named Denita Stokes who is the CEO of Humans Against Genesis, or HAG for short. The commercial is known for featuring some prototype footage of the game as well.

Narrator: Denita Stokes, President of Humans Against Genesis (HAG).

Stokes: It’s bad enough that the Sega Genesis had the most 16 Bit games but this new Sonic the Hedgehog, oh, He really dusts my doilys! They say he’s incredibly fast. Well what’s the hurry, mister? And about his attitude. Smartie pants! Why can’t he be like that nice boy, Mario?
Sonic:*zooms off*
Stokes: LITTLE BRAT!

by BobackTFox January 31, 2023

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Genesis

Genesis is a girl who will be your best friend for years and you will think it's fine but when you dont know, Genesis will tell your buisness to other people. She will find the easiest way to make you mad or to make you feel uncomfortable she wants people to envy her when theres nothing to envy. She will talk about you behind your back and lie about it. Genesis is a fake friend.

Girl 1: Who's that?
Girl 2: That's genesis DO NOT mess with her shes a snake.
Girl 1: good to know; not gonna talk to her

by Marsha Bulter November 27, 2019

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The creation of the world by God was explained in the Book of Genesis. However no one asked for it. This can be hyperbolically interpreted as god pulling out the world out of his ass. Genesis involves a person putting his hand into his ass to look for who asked

Person 1: Ur so retarded.
Person 2: Genesis.

by gensiesess March 19, 2023

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Genesis Ortega

Genesis Ortega got a fat ass pussy. She got me nutting raw cause man oh man she know how to bounce that ass. Cant get enough of her. She also got a fat kid. Oh well

oh damn Genesis Ortega got that WAP

by Genesis Ortega November 20, 2021

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