the hottest person in the entire world. he originates from the film zero day (2003). not only is he hot, but he's funny as hell. personally i'd like to fuck the shit out of him. i love him so much and every single day i spend with him is amazing.
i fucking love cal gabriel-kriegman
by calsboyfriend June 21, 2022
Get the Cal Gabriel-Kriegmanmug. A sex act where a woman sits on her male (or female) partner's face, and happens to be text messenging her best friend at the same time, thereby accidentally farting on his face due to not paying attention to the act.
Woman #1: So I got that message you sent me last night. You were hooking up with Pee Wee weren't you?
Woman #2: Yeah, bitch, I was so distracted by sending you a text message I ended up Nor Cal Scrumpying him!
Woman #1: Niiiiice!
Woman #2: Yeah I think he actually liked it.
Woman #2: Yeah, bitch, I was so distracted by sending you a text message I ended up Nor Cal Scrumpying him!
Woman #1: Niiiiice!
Woman #2: Yeah I think he actually liked it.
by kyrie calavera February 13, 2007
Get the Nor Cal Scrumpymug. A person in COD 4 who chooses to camp with a 50.cal sniper rifle for the duration of the game. The 50 cal although unlocked late in the game requires no skill and is used by most noobs or nublets
Damn it Sutton stop being a 50. cal camper. camping in the top room with the 50 cal is for noobs you suck so much its not funny the only reason you get kills is because you have the 50 cal and the only reason you have that is because you have played over 800games.
by Deliciouschuck October 21, 2008
Get the 50. Cal campermug. by Siiiiiick October 25, 2007
Get the Nor Cal Piratesmug. When eating out a girl on her period then giving her a hickey leaving a bloody bite mark on her neck.
by TBA SOON April 30, 2009
Get the Nor Cal Draculamug. A sniper rifle used by the United States Armed Forces. It is also a sniper rifle in both Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare and Modern Warfare 2. In both games, the weapon has very large clip size and very high damage. Also famous for its out-of-control recoil.
by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011
Get the Barret .50 Calmug. three lesbian grannies
-Sal-The act of having a tiny turtle inserted into the rectum and then removed and swallowed alive by the person who had it in their rectum.
-Cal- Involes taking an article or article(s) of clothing from One's closet. With permission, however, with force. Lots of force, wining, and maybe even some threats. Dangerous procedure. No one should have to go through a Cal. When article of clothing is returned, it will come back with mystery stains. If not returned, it was lost in a late night sex trip on the other side of the city.
-Tal-A sex position, in which you lower your head and keep your ass high, knees crossed to avoid attention.
A Tal is often practiced outside in the city, notably in public places such as metro stations and parks.
-Sal-The act of having a tiny turtle inserted into the rectum and then removed and swallowed alive by the person who had it in their rectum.
-Cal- Involes taking an article or article(s) of clothing from One's closet. With permission, however, with force. Lots of force, wining, and maybe even some threats. Dangerous procedure. No one should have to go through a Cal. When article of clothing is returned, it will come back with mystery stains. If not returned, it was lost in a late night sex trip on the other side of the city.
-Tal-A sex position, in which you lower your head and keep your ass high, knees crossed to avoid attention.
A Tal is often practiced outside in the city, notably in public places such as metro stations and parks.
by salcaltal June 7, 2009
Get the Sal Cal Talmug.