A rip off of a 'popular' t.v news show called 'A current a fair' that no one likes.
JerOmee: Have you heard of that new show called 'A current A tea'?
CamOron: You mean the news/tea show a bunch of ugly looking kids made?
JerOmee: Yes!
CamOrOn: OMG, I LOVE THAT SHOW.
by Squidwordscooldaddy January 10, 2020
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A very weak tea, as made by people in the office who drink out of rubbish mugs that look like they've never been washed
Tony: hey, did katie make you a tea?
Paul: yeah, it was a proper Herpies tea....
by hamboner2013 March 27, 2013
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A person who is originated from England.

A person who drinks a lot of tea, at least once every day and is from the country England land.
Yo, Vlad, I bet that guy with the cup of tea is from England, eh?

Yeah, He looks like a tea wanker!
by wanking January 18, 2018
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A type of YouTube channel that reports on the latest news and gossip on the internet, know for creating drama within many community's. These YouTube channels are different from commentary channels because they are generally more opinionated than commentary channels although they overlap.
Have you seen the latest controversy on YouTube it was overblown due to tea channels reporting on it.
by mikegent June 28, 2021
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The amber liquid often found in half-filled jugs and jars on the side of highway where they were discarded by long-haul truckers.
The freeway ecology crews find a lot of strange things by the side of the road, but the worst are plastic jugs full of PISS, which they call "Trucker Tea". You see, truckers don't like to stop to take a leak so they go in the jug and huck it out the window. One thing all truckers have in common is that they have a pot to piss in and a window to throw it out of. Robert Downey Jr. gets to pick it up.
by The Mocker June 28, 2009
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1. A way to greet your close friends
2. Another way to say "what's up"

(short for "what's the tea?")
"Hey sis, what's tea?"
"Shit, over it."
by ranbamfam October 24, 2018
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Has been made since the dawn of time. The method is unchanged, and widespread, from Catholics to Muslims. Every holy meeting will serve this drink.

You take an urn filled with enough water for 20 people and heat it to a stage that is beyond scalding. You then add enough tea leaves for perhaps 2 people and leave it to stew. When the time comes to drink it, serve it in fragile cups with a handle that heats up to the temperature of the liquid. Despite the fact that the drink is horrible, people will drink it and smile sweetly. You can't turn down tea served by a holy person. It's one of the rules of life, along with "you can't hit an old person" and "you can never bollock someone elses kid for being a little shit"

Religious Tea in a CofE church hall comes with a massive side of sympathy that you didn't ask for, and didn't need. You will have your arm touched and rubbed by old ladies and will be called a "good girl/boy"

Religious Tea in a Catholic church hall comes with a side of wrath and hellfire and possible eternal damnation for thinking that you don't like the tea. You may even have to confess if you don't finish it.

Religious Tea in an Adventist church hall comes with a side of awe and wonderment at the marvellous ways of God and sheer admiration that He saw fit to give us tea to drink.

Religious Tea in a Mosque comes with a side of dynamite and optional pre- packed rucksack and train ticket
"Would you like a cup of tea?"
"Oh, yes please Vicar"

(aside)- "Damn, I fucking hate Religious Tea"
by MagickDio March 17, 2010
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