McDonald's Sprite

A holy liquid, it's recipe said to be pass down throughout the generations of the Mcdonalds family. Straight-up battery acid in a cup, the most spiciest liquid you'll ever pour into your mouth-hole. It deserves to be in the periodic table. The substance alone can make a dead person come back to life. Can make a child foam at the mouth.

Bro 1: hey, dude, what does McDonald's Sprite taste like?
Bro 2: Aw hell naw, not that battery acid! It's so spicy it needs a spot on the periodic table!
Bro 3: How dare you invoke the name of such a holy substance? *butts into the conversation*
Bro 2: Who brought you in this conversation, Bro 3?
Bro 3: The McDonald's Sprite!

by isopods_are_glorious May 13, 2024

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McDonald's Sprite

The most carbonated shit in the world that will burn off your esophagus

Last night I had some McDonald's Sprite, that shit had me crying in pain. I had to go to the ER because it burned off my esophagus :((

*cries*

by Beyoncés wife (Bella <33) April 24, 2024

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mcdonalds sprite

its like sprite, but 10 times stronger.

girl: omg do u wanna go to mcdonalds?
boy: nah bitch they got the mcdonalds sprite

by peanut9707 April 15, 2022

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Rizzy Sprite

A Key Lime flavored La Croix.

Sigma: Hey man, can you get me a Rizzy Sprite? I need a drink with my Skibidi Slicers.

by ArshiaThaRizzler April 10, 2024

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bad girl sprite

A cheeky term for slim can hard seltzer’s of any brand. (White Claw, TRULY, etc.)

Bartender: what can I get ya?
Girl: six bad girl sprites please
Bartender: Black Cherry or Pineapple?
Girl: no one likes black cherry. Six pineapple por favor!

by ablair05 November 14, 2020

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