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Kentucky Splatter

When using a toilet whether public or personal and lifting up the toilet seat to find shit splatter on the bottom of the toilet seat. This fecal splatter being clearly visible to the user upon lifting the seat to piss.

Defecation upon such a violent degree that it rebounds and splatters onto the bottom of the toilet seat. More often found in places in close proximity to a Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Dude, I went over to Emma's house and shes got kentucky splatter all over her toilet, damn I didn't know she was capable of a violent shit like that
by MexicanBoi13 April 17, 2023
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splatter back

When the male in an instance of intercourse using the position from behind -doggy style in laymans terms- defecates into his hand and in one motion, "splatters" the feces on her "back". Hence, "Splatter back".
"Yo dude, This chick was raunchy. She asked for me to give her the 'Splatter back'".

"That guy was an asshole! While we were making love, he thought it would be funny to give me the 'Splatter back'".
by Ybloc June 18, 2008
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Edible Donkey Splatter

A heaping glob of donkey shit.
"Go eat a glob of edible donkey splatter"
by Skizoo May 24, 2022
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Splatter Tic Tac Toe

The art of putting a dyed hot dog into a trumpet and blasting it at a wall-stationed Tic Tac Toe board utilizing pressurized gas.
"Im gonna go play some Splatter Tic Tac Toe with Joe in a little bit."
by TheCrazySwampYankee December 5, 2024
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splatter bowl blitz

shit all o'er tha place
yo dude, you shoulda seen what happened in the bathroom after last night. it was a splatter bowl blitz in there!
by sooperpoopybuns May 16, 2011
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Splattered

When a woman (preferably Asian) is placed on a wheel dolly with her legs spread at a 90° angle and her vagina is splattered into the wall
Hot single Asians in your area. Click now to see them splattered!!
by Gapedcoochgrabber January 22, 2024
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Splatter pattern

(N). The chaos of brown that goes all over the toilet bowl and the bathroom after eating extra spicy foods.
My good news john! What in earth did you eat? You left a splatter pattern all over the bowl. Clean it up now!
by boggler November 3, 2023
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