The act of ejaculating on a girls face so much and in all different directions that it appears to be a spiderweb. Sometimes leading to the girl saying "I CAN'T SEE!!!" or "IT'S BURNING MY EYES!!!"
by dazo5 October 17, 2007
When a girl is fucking you on top and your projectile cum shoots her to the ceiling, making her stick to the ceiling.
by gurny October 07, 2007
First created in the late spring of '06, the real spiderman was coined during one of Palmer's double labs. The real spiderman is known for being the most depraved sex act created by a Cinn-City-Citizen.
The real spiderman involves slitting a girl's wrist, inserting your penis for satisfaction, and ejaculating to simulate blood clotting (and so the biddy doesn't die).
The real spiderman involves slitting a girl's wrist, inserting your penis for satisfaction, and ejaculating to simulate blood clotting (and so the biddy doesn't die).
Dan: Hey man, have you ever heard of the spiderman?
Matt: Nah, what is it?
Dan: It's when you jizz on your hand and throw it at a chick.
Matt: Nah, bro. The real spiderman is when you jizz in a girl's wrist.
Dan: Dude, that' messed up.
Matt: Nah, what is it?
Dan: It's when you jizz on your hand and throw it at a chick.
Matt: Nah, bro. The real spiderman is when you jizz in a girl's wrist.
Dan: Dude, that' messed up.
by Milton Street '08 September 20, 2007
by 69jimbob69 April 14, 2014
Today I was about to motorboat this girl, but then when she took of her shirt I saw she had spiderman tits and I backed out.
Man! That skyler chick has some nasty spiderman tits, she might catch a fly with those webs!
Man! That skyler chick has some nasty spiderman tits, she might catch a fly with those webs!
by StreetJesus April 14, 2011
by Knightning April 10, 2016
The act of having your twin brother shoot his load into your hand and then throwing the load into a chick's face.
Dude did you here that the twins were banging that chick from the bar last night, they pulled the spiderman in the multiversus on her.
by Drfrost May 31, 2022