When you're on a hike and stop to drain your main vain at the public porta-potty and get a wild hankerin' to spooge, so you MacGyver a flesh-light using your water bottle and collapsible silicone dog bowl. Later you stop at Taco Bell for a chalupa and Baja Blast that you put in your water bottle to make a Jizz Slurpee a Jizzlurpee.
by kat.ass.trophic_failure March 03, 2022
Kyle: You know Jessica sucked me off right?
Jim: Yeah, but I’ll still give her a herpes slurpee.
Kyle: Poggers.
Jim: Yeah, but I’ll still give her a herpes slurpee.
Kyle: Poggers.
by imtherealslimshadyyy October 02, 2020
jimmy 1: "dude, i got the *hiccup* hiccups"
jimmy 2: "don't make a fool of us again"
jimmy 1: *hiccup*
*burp*
a mixture of saliva and tequila cover his bottom lip.
jimmy 2: burpee slurpee that shit, the bartender is looking at you.
jimmy 2: "don't make a fool of us again"
jimmy 1: *hiccup*
*burp*
a mixture of saliva and tequila cover his bottom lip.
jimmy 2: burpee slurpee that shit, the bartender is looking at you.
by kylesmokes December 27, 2020
Is defined As an after Thanksgiving blow job or she sounds like a turkey gobbling while giving a blow job
by Queenmisery July 24, 2024
A turkey slurpee is defined As the girl was giving a blow job. She sounded like a turkey gobbling your dick.
by Queenmisery July 24, 2024
When your having sex with a latex asian sex doll you just bought on sale from Amazon and you get a comment from Takiton on steam.
You cum in her mouth and punch her in the throat.
Takiton Slurpee.
You cum in her mouth and punch her in the throat.
Takiton Slurpee.
by jøkull March 13, 2023
When you stretch your asshole and shove it full of mentos, then pour in diet coke and stand with your ass in the air screaming I'm a fountain.
by dabatrin June 23, 2022