When you're on a hike and stop to drain your main vain at the public porta-potty and get a wild hankerin' to spooge, so you MacGyver a flesh-light using your water bottle and collapsible silicone dog bowl. Later you stop at Taco Bell for a chalupa and Baja Blast that you put in your water bottle to make a Jizz Slurpee a Jizzlurpee.
by kat.ass.trophic_failure March 2, 2022
Get the Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpeemug. Is defined As an after Thanksgiving blow job or she sounds like a turkey gobbling while giving a blow job
by Queenmisery July 23, 2024
Get the Turkey slurpeemug. Someone who is super popular and seems very sweet, but once you let them in, you realize they're vain, self-centered and very toxic.
We hired her thinking she was a rockstar, but she sued us for "suppressing her rights." Turns out she was a slurpee.
by twncntry December 23, 2021
Get the slurpeemug. 1- Tame definition: A convenience store/gas station-made beverage using multiple flavours of slush to make a disgusting drink.
2- Slang term: Going down on a known-slut.
2- Slang term: Going down on a known-slut.
(1)"Awe crap! I made a herpie slurpee again."
(1 & 2)"Dayum that's so gross, I think it's a herpie slurpee."
(2)"I've never seen anything quite like that herpie slurpee... The smell was unbearable."
(1 & 2)"Dayum that's so gross, I think it's a herpie slurpee."
(2)"I've never seen anything quite like that herpie slurpee... The smell was unbearable."
by Hiptochromniack July 3, 2014
Get the herpie slurpeemug. 
by Yuriality July 9, 2021
Get the Slurpee DJmug. When your having sex with a latex asian sex doll you just bought on sale from Amazon and you get a comment from Takiton on steam.
You cum in her mouth and punch her in the throat.
Takiton Slurpee.
You cum in her mouth and punch her in the throat.
Takiton Slurpee.
by jøkull March 13, 2023
Get the Takiton Slurpeemug.