Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee

When you're on a hike and stop to drain your main vain at the public porta-potty and get a wild hankerin' to spooge, so you MacGyver a flesh-light using your water bottle and collapsible silicone dog bowl. Later you stop at Taco Bell for a chalupa and Baja Blast that you put in your water bottle to make a Jizz Slurpee a Jizzlurpee.

Calvin loves hiking and sharing his Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee with all his friends.

by kat.ass.trophic_failure March 2, 2022

bulimia slurpee

When you take a take a muscle shot of ketamine, and vomit then you inhale drool after vomiting when gasping for air.

Last night was terrible Yames, went out to the bar and when home and had a bulimia slurpee.

by SmileItHelps July 12, 2019

Hawaiian Slurpee

The act of pouring local Hawaiian pineapple juice into the vagina then sipping it out with a turtle safe straw.

Guy: Babe, I'm really craving pineapple and sex right now.
Girl: well let me lay down and you can try a Hawaiian slurpee.

by Islandfukking April 25, 2021

Slurpees

People who wear red hats and get on their knees for Donald Trump.

Take that red hat off. You look like one of those damned Slurpees.

by GMG1981 August 7, 2025

Banana Slurpee

A prank in which you fool the victim into drinking yellow snow.

Joey will never forgive me after I gave him a banana slurpee last week.

by Com-un-Sense December 7, 2018

Slurpee

When one man cums in a girl and another sucks it out. Also known as people named Matt Richard’s.

Matt Richard’s loves giving slurpees.

by Matt Richard’s September 4, 2025

Takiton Slurpee

When your having sex with a latex asian sex doll you just bought on sale from Amazon and you get a comment from Takiton on steam.
You cum in her mouth and punch her in the throat.

Takiton Slurpee.

Hey Brad, I was licking your mommas taint but then gave her a Takiton Slurpee.

by jøkull March 13, 2023