slob on mah knob

An act of someone being really annoying and in your grill.

1. Stop slobbin on mah knob!
2. He texted me last night and was totally slobbin on mah knob!
3. Seriously, slob on mah knob.

by Keepitrealbro December 20, 2009

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cyber-slob

one who does not keep their computer use in neat order.

1. saving an inordinate number of files to ones desktop.
2. leaving unsent messages and drafts in your e-mail outbox.
3. unexecuted update requests.

1. Kyle is such a cyber-slob. His e-mail outbox is full of unsent messages, and there are files all over his desktop.

by 0d1n January 3, 2011

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slob locker

Slobing on the knob while its in her mouth

I put my dick in her slob locker

by Moochimooch February 5, 2007

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SLOB-ing it

Verb used when any number of SLOBs hit the town, smash it up (with a capital 'S'), have lots of banter, throw lots of sex toys, have massive pile-ons, kiss each other, fart enough, take the piss out of each other, and have a thoroughly good time. It may also involve the throwing of condiments and smashing of easter eggs on peoples heads.

Usually linked to Friday nights in Angel, but can be extended to be used at other gay-friendly events.

'Oi, Redders you cunt, are you SLOB-ing it tonight?'

'I'm going to be SLOB-ing it all over the shop this weekend'

'I like riding bikes and SLOB-ing it'

'Mum, have you ever tried SLOB-ing it with the lads?'

by Scott Staffrd December 10, 2007

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slob the nob

A slang term for sucking a penis, by either gender, and in the act, involves excessive amount of saliva(slob, slobbing) for it to be a "messy" process. Nob is the british slang for penis, although this saying did not originate from there.

Man can she slob the nob!

by real meaning inc April 24, 2014

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