Sam

A very religious kid. Loves video games, and a very sweet guy. Knows how to treat and talk to a girl right.

He's so nice! He must be a Sam!

by Kwickdayzi April 24, 2012

Sam

A awesome guy who likes pie and his ps3! He is too smart for most people and he can be really annoying! But he is still awesome.

Guy1: Hey there's sam!
Guy2: Yeah, but he is too smart for me.
Guy1: Yeah, but even though he is too smart he plays Call of Duty on the PS3 he gave me his online ID.
Guy2: Cool dude! Can you give me it?
Guy1: Yeah sure.

by YOUR MOMMA AND HES CALLI*NG YO April 20, 2011

Sam

A rat whore that tries to get every single guy. She will try and kill you if you get in the way. She also somewhat looks like a bulldog

Ew. Sam is such a rat whore

by jimmyjohnny334 February 5, 2019

Sam

Sam is a butthead who is horrible to women.

Guy: What's wrong?
Girl: sam
Guy: ohhhh ok

by stopitidontlikeit October 17, 2017

Sam

Often confused with Moses. Sam led the Israelites across the Red Sea to freedom. Sam later went on to write several hit albums such as "Knockin' on Heaven's Whore" and "Blood, Sweat, and Beers". Sam later died of a drug overdose outside the Bellagio in Las Vegas.

What in the name of Sam are you doing? Now zip your pants, and put Fifi back in the dog house.

by The Sugarhill Gang October 14, 2011

Sam

Sam is a great guy. He is always joking about and can always make you laugh. No matter what he will always be there to make you laugh and smile.

That person is called Sam.

by SUPERWOMEN.amazimg December 26, 2019

Sam

To Sam is to throw up after going on particularly spinney rides at a music festival

"wow i think you might be about to Sam everywhere"
"No i'll be fine i'm just gonna lie down"
*sams everywhere*
"told you so"

by swjmc August 20, 2011