“Holy shit Steven, are you okay?”
“Yes Gered. I just got bit by a salmon”
(Steven turns into an inherited salmon)
“Steven!! Youre an inherited salmon!
*fish noises*
“Yes Gered. I just got bit by a salmon”
(Steven turns into an inherited salmon)
“Steven!! Youre an inherited salmon!
*fish noises*
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Man, I saw my brother Salmon Surfing last night and I wasn't sure whether to cheer or crap my pants!
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