PAPER ROUTE

About your money. Focused and dedicated. Doing whatever it takes to make PAPER ( money )

CC:: YOUNG DOLPH

LLDOLPH

Just got my new job, working for Ikea bro… I’m on my PAPER ROUTE

I’m going to play basketball, over seas and be on my PAPER ROUTE

by Number Uno August 15, 2022

Scenic Route

When you have to look up a keyboard shortcut taking longer than actually just doing the action.

Pauly D. couldn't remember the keyboard shortcut to skip a song so he searched the keyboard shortcut up taking the scenic route.

by Guac3721 November 26, 2024

Joan Rivers route

Turning into what you made fun of yesterday.

The bubbly girl went the Joan Rivers route and started to practice the double standards she always preached against before, and she got harder and harder to respect as she got older (not that anybody respected her much before).

by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021

Sshwendy route

moving from a higher to a lower level, typically rapidly and without control.

Bro just did a sshwendy route

by Mogi badogi January 29, 2022

dummy routes

like when you run hella fast either from someone or just for the heck of it

zammmmmm the cop was chasing me and I HIT DUMMY ROUTES!!

by chocolate chunky June 21, 2017

Backflip Route

When you're stuck in Eastern Europe and can't get a flight back to the states because of a volcano in Iceland. Check for a route that goes East instead of West. That would be your backflip route!

A dude calls me and tells me that he's stuck in Rome because all flights have been canceled to the west because of a stupid volcano in Iceland that no one knows how to pronounce.

I says, "Dude, check your backflip route! Check out a way to get through Bangkok, Singapore or Seoul.

by BluesBrian April 18, 2010

5 Hour Route

A tiny route a lazy ass mailman who has been at post office for 25 years stretches out to an 8 hour job.

That's only a 5 Hour Route so why do you need overtime.

by BigThingMailman June 10, 2016