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Guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole

This phrase is said while golfing. to someone who isn't keeping their ball within the fairway. It usually means they're in the trees or hazard areas.
Your ball is about two inches off of the white house's fence. I guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole.
by jokesandluck September 9, 2025
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Route-44 Gluck

“I am going to give Peter the Route-44 Gluck for taking me to Sonic.”
by cleaningdoritos October 16, 2022
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chip route

On the surface a Chip Route, is a business or someone that delivers chip snacks to grocery stores or convenience shops. In the grocery business it is often used as a threat to underperforming employees in a derogatory way. It is in some circles thought to be a step down from a job that you already have . It is often used when someone is fired in a grocery store.
Hey man I heard the boss called you on the carpet about how bad you were at stocking the shelves. Joe in Frozen Food said he overheard him saying “ I’ll have you on a Chip Route unless you straighten up and do better” and “they’ll call you Chipper”
by King Yamayama November 30, 2024
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5 Hour Route

A tiny route a lazy ass mailman who has been at post office for 25 years stretches out to an 8 hour job.
That's only a 5 Hour Route so why do you need overtime.
by BigThingMailman June 10, 2016
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Backflip Route

When you're stuck in Eastern Europe and can't get a flight back to the states because of a volcano in Iceland. Check for a route that goes East instead of West. That would be your backflip route!
A dude calls me and tells me that he's stuck in Rome because all flights have been canceled to the west because of a stupid volcano in Iceland that no one knows how to pronounce.

I says, "Dude, check your backflip route! Check out a way to get through Bangkok, Singapore or Seoul.
by BluesBrian April 18, 2010
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dummy routes

like when you run hella fast either from someone or just for the heck of it
zammmmmm the cop was chasing me and I HIT DUMMY ROUTES!!
by chocolate chunky June 21, 2017
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blunt route

hannah: hey, you wanna do a blunt route?
mia: hell yes, lets get subway while were driving.
by MILFMONEY$$ June 16, 2022
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