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priest

Made from Joy and loved by everyone they meet, he is charming, and has a lot of charisma. He is funny and good at sports. Ladies love that kid and he will always be loved or hated by friends or foes. Sometimes get a bad rap sheet but is unique and one of a kind. He is one of the special ones in this World and to know him is to love him. If you ever get a Priest or Pre Pre make sure to treasure him forever.
Priest is a beast in Football. That guy is a stud.
by Joyandpain November 21, 2021
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priest-pull

Post mass exit ritual where as you are in the line to greet the Priest who then will shake your hand whilst pulling you down the line away from him simultaneously as not exchange lengthy BS "hellos" and "how are you's".
Father McGillan totally priest-pulled my mother as she was saying hello and trying to thank him for his service. He pulled her down the line away from him and was engaging 2 people behind her already.
by cheeky sunshine August 17, 2017
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Priest-face

Haggard and scruffy, slightly rape(y)
Bro got mad priest-face, must be finals week.
by Alkalineaddiction April 7, 2015
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Priest's Playground

Another word for anus/butthole. Used because sexually abusive priests often rape people in the butthole.
Person 1: Father Dick Johnson won't be leading the service tomorrow.

Person 2: Why not?

Person 1: He's in jail, got busted roughin' up some kiddo's Priest's Playground, if you know what I mean.

Person 2: Not really surprised. He always seemed a little creepy.

Person 1: Maybe he'll drop the soap while he's doing time. It would serve him right.
by Forgettable Name October 30, 2021
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mean gay priests

Clerics who would sell their own mothers to be monsignors or bishops. They exploit their position of authority for personal gain, manipulate others to consolidate their power, and engage in harmful or unethical sexual behavior with other men (usually other gay priests). They are a sect of the mean gays that usually thrived in seminary and were deemed golden boys in their respective dioceses and among formators.
Mark: why are those guys such assholes?
Joe: you stupid idiot those are the mean gay priests. They will stop at nothing to either fuck you or fuck you over.
by Pepejulian November 21, 2024
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Hip Priest

Hypnotic-induction-process Priest. Someone, usually a big corporate entity, who will appear hip and up to date with current values, only to use this as a trick to get people to follow their bad intentions.

Coined by Mark E. Smith of British post-punk band The Fall in 1982, on the album Hex Enduction Hour
Marvel: Look, we're so progressive! This movie is vaguely hinted to have a trans character in it!
Person who can spot corporate bullshit: Can it, hip priest! Your movies are corporate products built off of worker abuse.
by alexpaintwork November 7, 2023
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beat the priest

“Mom don’t come in I’m about to beat the priest!”
by Capt jigglebottom January 30, 2018
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