mean gay priests

Clerics who would sell their own mothers to be monsignors or bishops. They exploit their position of authority for personal gain, manipulate others to consolidate their power, and engage in harmful or unethical sexual behavior with other men (usually other gay priests). They are a sect of the mean gays that usually thrived in seminary and were deemed golden boys in their respective dioceses and among formators.

Mark: why are those guys such assholes?
Joe: you stupid idiot those are the mean gay priests. They will stop at nothing to either fuck you or fuck you over.

by Pepejulian November 21, 2024

turbulent priest

An archbishop who regularly defies royal direction

"Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?"

by abeckett December 29, 2013

Priest Pussy

When referring to a a boy who was annaly penetrated by a Priest.

Damn, kanye west did you know Macaulay Cogan was Priest Pussy.

by Sippysaywhat May 16, 2016

hamburger priest

A priest who makes hamburgers out of the flesh of Jesus Christ

Person 1: “ well these burgers taste delicious that cook must be a real hamburger priest”

by Gdbnknbbcc October 10, 2021

Young priest

Young priest is a priest who uses his nickname "young priest" to trick kids to like him, when he have gained the kids trust he will then lure them into his van and molest them

Young Priest: "Hello my children, i will be you mentor! Follow me!"
Kid: "FUCK OFF YOU PERVERTED OLD PRICK"

by pixpix123 September 27, 2017

Judas Priest

One of the most influential bands in Heavy metal. Rob Halford is the vocalist of the band and has been influential to alot of metal vocalists today. Judas Priest has influenced power Metal Bands such as ANGRA and Helloween. Helloween has even done a cover of Electric Eye which absolutely slaps.

Rob Halford of Judas Priest is one of the best vocalists ever. The man can scream like a pissed demon.

by UltimateDoge November 14, 2023

Priest Jason Matthews

Priest Jason Matthews Is the newest family boss in 2021 of the Dixie mafia bases in the south the family is well know based out of south Georgia to the stat e of Arkansas .The family is worth over 33,000,000 dollars For it is better to be bound around around the neck and cast into the sea than to hurt these little ones Matthew's is based out of Mississippi

Priest Jason Matthews If a man hurts a child he will meet the priest for confession God so love the world he gave his only son for salvation.. I am the light of the world.

by Love Jason May 13, 2021