Playing possum 

When someone fakes their own hanging auto erotic asphyxiation death in order to have a paramedic or medical examiner come and pick up their body. At which point said person would ejaculate on paramedic/medical examiners face

**** you're laying on the floor with a belt around your neck still attached to the broken shower curtain with you pants around your ankles, hard as a penguins dick in a blizzard "****

-Enters Paramedic/ Medical Examiner, kneels down close-

"How long has he been laying ther......(hot load is shoots directly across her face) JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!! CALL THE COPS, THIS SHIT HEAD IS PLAYING POSSUM!!!!"

Playing possum by Chris with a K August 20, 2021

Wash Your Possum 

An insult accidently created during a drunken bout at Schoolies. Used when one wishes to stump or confuse the fuck out of their verbal opponent. The beauty of the insult is it has no real meaning, it's meaning and degree of insultation changes as per the victim.
Can be used with variations of 'fuck' in it.
"Fuck, go wash your possum", "go wash your fuckin possum", fuckkity fuck fuck-knuckle fuck-shit, go wash your fucking possum.... fuck!"

Sick as shit tough kid; What did u say to me poof, yeah go on say something... fucking queer I'll stomp your head in.

You; Go wash your fucking possum!

Sick as shit tough kid; What? Bitch come on fuckin say it again

You; Wash your possum

Sick as shit tough kid; *leaves to figure out whether or not you actually insulted him*

Wash Your Possum by TheParmigianCrew January 23, 2012

Ugly Possum 

Anyone who is an ugly possum and/or has the potential to reach the level of ugly possum-esk.

Oh Em Gee I am Cleo and I am such an ugly possum and no one will ever love me.

Ugly Possum by FesterFesterChildMolestr August 16, 2011

awesome my possum 

Not Awesome.

"St. Anger by Metallica Awesome?! AWESOME MY POSSUM!"

awesome my possum by sheeps September 8, 2003

fat possum pussy 

Pussy so open you say hi to your kids before the even pop out.

Damn baby you got a fat possum pussy! Is were all the marsupials go.

fat possum pussy by shdh July 11, 2016

Awesome Possum Peanut Sauce 

An expression used to show excitement, or extreme happiness.

Wow Molly, those cupcakes that we just made that would not come out of the muffin tins were Awesome Possum Peanut Sauce!

Awesome Possum Peanut Sauce by trenton;) August 5, 2010

pickled possum 

an early twenties brown man from multiple backgrounds, who would get so horrifically drunk on wednesday nights that he would take advantage of vulnerable and insecure girls. but is now a changed man and enjoys a quiet drink or two with the lads, and cops shit for it.

you see that man over there, he used to be somebody, son. now hes just a pathetic degenerate pickled possum.

pickled possum by dafilterfish October 11, 2011