pleasure ladder

An imaginary ladder in which you rank the pleasures of life.

Ice cream ranks higher than sex on my pleasure ladder

by Drivel January 07, 2014

pleasure ring

Stops you from cuming,jizzing,bussing,tossing,wanking

I can't wank whilst using a pleasure ring

by Tristeneccleston March 18, 2017

Lumberjack Pleasure

Masturbating vigorously in a flannel whilst holding and operating chainsaw.

"I walked in on Mitch having a Lumberjack Pleasure!"
"That guy is always givin himself a lumberjack pleasure."

by lumberjack77 January 02, 2015

Pleasure Gums

A term used when a person has massive gums and you get that instant sexual urge to stroke them.

Kevin Bacon: "Gee whiz Barry, did you see that tart at the local Fishermans Club?"

Barry: "I sure did 80's movie star, Kevin Bacon. She had a fine set of pleasure gums!"

Kevin Bacon: "What i wouldnt give to pick the crumbs out of those pleasure gums!"

Barry: "Oh Kevin, you buffoon!"

by Ainsley Harriot Activist March 27, 2010

Biker's Pleasure

When riding a bike, the seat of the bike putting unnecessary pressure in or around the crotch area

I asked Sara if she wanted to ride again today, but she Declined the offer, saying she was icing her biker's pleasure.

by Lehighton June 11, 2012

Guilty Pleasure

A series, song, game, or piece of media that you enjoy despite the public opinion on it. In other words, an interest that you are ashamed of, but enjoy.

“Hey, what’s your guilty pleasure?”
“It’s too embarrassing. I can’t.”

by DeviLI July 10, 2023

Pleasure breeze

A queef.

Ooh baby, you just let out a pleasure breeze!

by LolaTheTransSquirrel December 26, 2018