Plain

Something that makes even the most traditional things seem exciting.

The kids were glad they didnt get plain old tin pails full of hand sanitizer for Christmas, even if Christmas was traditional, and seemed like the same thing every year, they wouldn't miss the tin pails.

by Solid Mantis August 19, 2020

Plain Sly

An alternate, cooo way to order a plain slice of pizza

Let me have 2 plain slys.

by Mittyman April 17, 2009

Plain

Someone that thinks cursing (expressing negative feelings in words that don't sound sweet) and anything not G rated or Disneyfied is inappropriate for everyone (just like walking around with no mask and hand sanitizer is inappropriate for everyone to plain adolescent souls). The kind of person that would hire a hitman to kill somebody then still talk about other people doing bad or inappropriate things.

Though he/she was always a clown, he/she was never really funny, because he/she was always a plain Mickey Mouse Club kind of clown. He/she claimed that people respected him/her, but the reality was that nobody owed him/her anything, including respect.

by The Original Agahnim December 5, 2021

Plain as salt

When something is so simple that grandma doesn’t even question it.

I’m getting back with her and swiping that v-card. Plain as salt.

by Dak attak July 9, 2018

plain

A plain is a place that have nothing. A plain is also a landform.

I live in a place that is quiet. it's a plain.

by Elaine Liu October 5, 2020

"plain view" exception

A loophole in da generally-accepted social rule which states dat you hafta keep yer paws off a buxom gal's "merchandise" less'n ya get her permission beforehand --- da theory in dis case is dat if she has a majority of her plump juicy "milk-thingies" juss hangin' right out there all luscious and "obvious", she is implying dat she is largely "tossing social norms out da window", and so you can go ahead and gleefully "squeeze theeze" without having to ask her first.

I'm guessing dat da brainless lunkhead in da classic "PAT"-labeled-uniform cartoon (da bosomy chick who's wearing da name-imprinted t-shirt is named "Patricia", but da clueless dude thought dat da word meant dat he had permission to feel her up) who got KO'd by da brawny babe was thinking of da "plain view" exception when he decided to delightedly "savor da goods" with his huge clumsy hands... da guy's buddy is saying to him, "I think it's meant for identification purposes, not as a set of instructions" :P

by QuacksO March 18, 2019

Plain

Something that makes even the most traditional things seem exciting.

The kids were glad they didnt get plain old tin pails for Christmas, even if Christmas was traditional, and seemed like the same thing every year.

by Solid Mantis August 19, 2020